Aggravationstation

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[–] Aggravationstation 1 points 11 hours ago

🎵 Don't make me run 🎶

[–] Aggravationstation 4 points 13 hours ago

Mwahaha, you'll be so chilled out you'll never leave

[–] Aggravationstation 11 points 13 hours ago

Or it's a thong and her cheeks just swallowed it

[–] Aggravationstation 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This could be used to make a kinky version of that Nations of the world song from Animaniacs

[–] Aggravationstation 4 points 15 hours ago

I prefer to eat fat ass thank you.

[–] Aggravationstation 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yea and that "Did she put up a fight?" line in Summer Nights always creeped me out.

[–] Aggravationstation 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh no, less people are working themselves into the ground which limits the need for the momentary escape that alcohol can bring and affects the sales of my pretentious beer. Boo-fucking-hoo.

[–] Aggravationstation 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My mother did this with coco pops for years and my sister didn't realise until her twenties when she caught her in the act

[–] Aggravationstation 2 points 2 days ago

So am I. We'll have to beat them to death with their own shoes...

[–] Aggravationstation 1 points 2 days ago

I'm very curious what this deleted comment was

[–] Aggravationstation 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So it was Van Halen and you're right, it was an easy way to be sure that venues actually read their contract which contained instructions to safely assemble their stage rig. But there was a parody of that story in Wayne's World 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_7kg5ZzDZo

 

Released in 1984 this stereo radio cassette recorder has speakers which are moveable, removable and act as it's battery compartments.

Pic is a screenshot of a Youtube video by the great Techmoan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqc9akDIE_g

 

See, I think about weird stuff.

 

Sat behind me at the cinema was a mother and two teenage girls having a conversation amongst themselves (with mostly Mother talking) and kicking the back of the seats.

Mother goes for a pee. The kids aren't talking but at least one of them was still kicking the seats. I ask them "Please stop kicking the back of my chair" They do, all good.

Mother comes back, conversation resumes. I ask Mother "can you please shut up". She gives a half hearted fake apology.

Daughter then tells Mother I spoke to her.

"Did you speak to my child?"

"Yes I did, I asked her to stop kicking the back of my chair."

"But that's ridiculous, my chair is the one behind yours..."

"Well someone behind me was kicking the chairs, I felt it and asked them to stop."

"My god, are you that sensitive?"

"Apparently so."

"Oh well make sure you don't get too scared watching the scary movie."

Conversation between them didn't end I just couldn't be bothered arguing further.

Movie ends, I think "I'm going to get an earful off this woman" so leave as soon as the credits start to roll.

As I'm leaving I hear Mother come out and say "excuse me". I'm assuming she meant me, she was speaking to a girl behind the counter. I start to walk away. I then hear Mother say that a man abused her 14 year old daughter in there.

Counter-girl rightly had a horrified look on her face because of the liberal use of the word "abused". I walk over and said "that would be me" and explain what I said to Daughter. Counter-girl then calls over her manager.

I let Mother speak to Manager and then explain my side.

Manager says something like "this is just a cinema" clearly can't be bothered with this and I don't blame him.

Mother asks if there's CCTV in the screen, Manager says no. Then Mother walks away calling me a "bully" and a "horrible man". I leave also.

So, AMITA?

 

Floor and tables deffo hadn't been cleaned all weekend.

 

I just re-watched TNG "In Theory" (S04E25) and Data says that the door to his quarters is set to only allow humanoids to enter or leave when Geordie finds Spot in the hall.

Whilst I get that it would be dangerous for Spot to wander the ship freely I think it's kind of mean to keep him locked in a small room like that forever. There doesn't seem to be any cat toys in the room but maybe the computer is capable of some sort of environmental enrichment we can't immediately see.

 

Lab grown meat already exists. The same processes could easily make human meat without harming the human.

I'm fairly certain this will at some point lead to a social media fad of people trying, well, people. It seems like every possible stupid action has already been turned into one at this point https://eu.app.com/story/news/world/2024/03/07/what-is-tiktok-chroming-trend/72879475007/

Onlyfans creators already sell stuff like toenail clippings and bathwater https://kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub-bath-water-1851491916

Wouldn't be difficult to imagine people buying meat made of their favourite creator. What they do with it is between them and their god.

"Do you really want to eat Bella Thorne's ass? Well, for just $19.99 you can fry up a small part of it!"

 

Tobacco companies had to own up to the fact that smoking is harmful in the 1960s when undeniable evidence came out. People struggled to quit because it is somewhat addictive, but mainly because they enjoyed it.

Those companies then encouraged the rhetoric about it being more addictive than heroin. It isn't. In my experience it's less addictive than caffeine.

Here's my history with nicotine:

  • Smoked cigarettes from 15 - 26.
  • Quit totally for 14 months
  • My friend who smoked moved back to town and I smoked when I was with them.
  • Switched to vaping 8 years ago.
  • Quit vaping in January this year (2024).

I bought 30 cigars at the start of last month (April 2024) and have smoked 9 of them so far. I normally just have 1 a week if I'm having a beer at home but I went out drinking 2 nights in a row at the start of this month and smoked 6 over that weekend.

Am I addicted? Maybe, but I haven't had any nicotine this week and don't plan on having any next week either.

 

Eternity's thumbnail error sometimes yields interesting results.

 
 

I get why American states have capitals but why do American children have their ability to remember them all tested?

Seems like a pointless exercise to fill time and I can't find any explanations about this when Googling.

I can't imagine a scenario where that information could be useful. Even before the internet people could just look them up if they really needed to know them.

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