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Anon goes on a first date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 157 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The bad ending:

> learn not to talk about anime and gaming
> change hobbies instantly for a woman
> long-term relationship but miserable

[–] Blackmist 14 points 2 hours ago

Pros: Having sex.

Cons: Has to know the names of everybody on Love Island.