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Lemmy Shitpost

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submitted 3 days ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

The Internet is a mistake.

[–] other_cat@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago

Image

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not posting is free.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think I'm ready to find an eye bleach community now.

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[–] medsal15@lemmy.blahaj.zone 78 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God twitter account posting "Yo what the fuck"

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It's over the top and that's right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We've all had a truly wretched encounter today

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 89 points 3 days ago

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 123 points 3 days ago

1000000330

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 3 days ago

low resolution drawing of a sad, distressed emoji looking at a computer screen

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 76 points 3 days ago

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Did you mean, "interetn war neves created"?

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 99 points 3 days ago

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 107 points 3 days ago (1 children)

:(

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[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Nope. Don't like that...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 82 points 3 days ago (2 children)

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[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 36 points 3 days ago

1000083092

[–] Diddlydee 16 points 3 days ago

Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 69 points 3 days ago

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

This will induce a grooming response from your partner and is sure to strengthen your relationship

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago

I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 78 points 3 days ago

Thats a shitpost indeed

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Where is the button to ~~report~~ unsee this?

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

How to forget previous 30 seconds

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 days ago

What a day to have eyes.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago

!thanksihateit@sh.itjust.works

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 50 points 3 days ago

Well, I hate you.

[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

🤢

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Let's be honest here, when's the last time we've all been checked for worms? We're probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff... Something something glass houses and so on

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

People don’t get checked for worms regularly because they are effectively extinct in western societies. They have an extremely hard time coping with waste treatment.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I used to get worms fairly frequently as a kid. I think it's wearing shoes that make a real difference.

[–] anemoia_one@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You know how a bunch of rural types swore up and down about how ivermectin made them feel better when they had COVID?

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[–] guy@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago

Jesus fuck

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When a woman extends herself like this to please you then you know that she's a keeper

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

God. Damn. It.

Mods, beat this man with giant bad dragon dildos. And a permanent ban on all instances.

[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is almost as bad as the old 4chan jollyrancher story.

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[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

The internet has a mistake we must cut every last fiber of its heinous being.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

I want someone to tear my eyes put kill bill style

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