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[–] Jobe@feddit.org 71 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace

[–] sepi@piefed.social 10 points 6 days ago

You can bet Gollum was packing some real heat. Didn't he like the fish raw unsalted iykwim?

[–] Mr_Blott 51 points 6 days ago (3 children)

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 5 points 6 days ago

Thank you. I'd give you two upvotes, but one is all I got.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I would if I could

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Stupid sexy Gollum

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nothing at all.......

Nothing at all................

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What would you say to Gollum while he leads you to Mount Doom when his dingus flops out?

[–] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey bro, nice dick

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 35 points 6 days ago

Nice precious, bro

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 6 days ago

You just know there's a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil' Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits...

[–] lath@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That ring wasn't precious to him because he kept it on his finger...

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

They say the One Ring feels like warm apple pie...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

If you're a hobbit, yeah. Any other species just... couldn't, though not for lack of trying

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 20 points 6 days ago

I've got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.

[–] 211@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Oh no, the thoight of a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.

Jesus, Americans. 🙄

[–] Womdat10@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

Yes, because Americans are the only people who don't want to to be flashed constantly by a creepy man who tried to murder us a while ago.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago

Bro just woke up and chose violence

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

What if his dick fall off when he ~~became a gollum~~ transitioning?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what if it remained alive and became an independent organism

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Like a worm, growing into a second Gollun?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

Oh, you mean Elon Musk back in the nineties?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

New from Mattel: It's Ken Smeagol!

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

rule 34

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

His name made me laugh.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Don't you apologize. DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING APOLOGIZE.