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[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 98 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and its implications.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

here you go!

your receipt

your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The checksum was verified when the bag was handed to you. You should not have ACKed the transfer if it didn't check out at your end. We cannot be responsible for what you did to it afterwards.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don't give me and old, soggy sandwhich?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 1 day ago

Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.

[–] shroomato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn't have tomatoes in it.

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term "fungibility" to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Could have gave them 2 normal ones, 1 3rd one wo tomatoes.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Glad there are "normal" "people" around "here".

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 32 points 1 day ago

This is so endearing

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which one shouldn't I put it on?

[–] don@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

Whichever one you trust the most.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Not if you want leprechauns. Chances are small already, but this would sink them further.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call "deluxe" "supreme" or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.

This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven't been to McDonalds in over a decade.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago

I don't eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.

Chicken sandwiches don't have tomatoes on them.

Good, because i don't want them

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

McDonald's varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This happened in fairytale land.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 39 points 2 days ago
[–] Nino477@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

RIP in peace

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.