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[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

here you go!

your receipt

your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The checksum was verified when the bag was handed to you. You should not have ACKed the transfer if it didn't check out at your end. We cannot be responsible for what you did to it afterwards.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don't give me and old, soggy sandwhich?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 1 day ago

Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.