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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's first job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Is there more to it?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

same thing happened to me

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

RIP in peace

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Happens

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.