I'd take this over the FORD MEGA F50000 PENIS COMPENSATORs that I see everywhere in America
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Lowly Worm's car.
How does he drive that thing without arms, anyway?
He uses his "foot"
That might work with a helicopter, but he has to use pedals as well as steer in a car.
Driving a car with a yoke is completely doable.
With no fingers? Seems difficult.
Depends how prehensile his body is, could be pressing the gas with his... torso?
I imagine the further the yoke is moved the faster it goes.
Like the walk stick for an fps.
You ever see that episode of South Park where Mr. Garrison invents a new form of transportation so he doesn't have to go through the airline anymore?
They see me rolling...
They escapin'
Peapoding
When you're trying to merge but they won't let you in: "Hey buddy! Give peas a chance!"
Peas was never an option.
As a kid we used to go to the Beaulieu Motor Museum quite a lot, and I was always fascinated by the Outspan orange car, which is almost identical to this. But orange.
I’m assuming the Pea is also based on a Mini.
This is what happens when you fart in a smart car.
I legit want one, although at 6'3" I probably can't fit
Looks like the engine is in the back, and seat is placed so you shouldn't have weight distribution issues, it shouldn't actually roll. Your head should have plenty of room. Now all we need to do is shorten your legs 🤔
Looks like it would scale well.
"Let's roll"
That's the first car I've ever seen that I instantly desired to own with all my heart. Maybe I can just get my honda repainted that color...would that satisfy the craving?
For actual production cars you might like the Peel P50, or some of these other fun microcars.
Thank you. May your pea car be forever garden fresh.
🫛🚗😍
I want one big enough to mount a recliner in it.
Maybe make it a short range EV....
At least it looks like you can get in and out of the doors at the side, rather than the BMW Isetta which amusingly coupled the front-only opening with having no reverse gear.
Autobots roll out!
Try to drive past a playground but the kids play soccer with your car for 20 minutes.
rest in peas
I GOTTA GO PEE!!!
Is this thing real?
60mph in that? Someone felt suicidal...
You just need a 5 point seatbelt and an helmet. Maybe a padded jacket too. And a mouthguard. Look, if you are not ready to really commit to the game you are better off not playing.
Also padded gloves and motorcycle boots.
I wore flip flops and T-shirts on motorcycles when I was younger. Helmets not required... This thing looks super fucking safe to me.
Put a stem on top, call it Apple Car or iCar.
This is what happens when an isetta eats shellfish
Viscous players (from deadlock) over the moon
Life is simpler in the pea
They better put that in Forza Horizon 6 so I can at least drive it virtually
"Aw you two look cute, like a pair of peas in a pod, that it's also a pea. A peapod, if you will"
"I will not"
"squirrel!!!! ........... and we're rolling, and we're rolling"
I couldnt get in even if Anna Kendrick sat there in a bikini telling me to get in. Way to tall and wide for that thing.