Akasazh

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I was going on about the unsafe for work uncleanliness he was describing...

Not the best joke but I ran with it.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Username relevant?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Missing 'the cats in the cradle'

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 16 hours ago

I agree, though it's hard to define s clear dividing line.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 16 hours ago

I hate the term bone-in now

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Really? well that's terrible

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 21 hours ago

They are of the genus vespa thus are wasps

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

As a former smoker, I'm sure you could still snel the smoke.

But my friend, who is an airline captain, told me the cabins did get better ventilation back in the smoking days.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 21 hours ago

Un institution français fait dénoncer des chèques?

C'est quelle année?

Maintenant faut changer ça dans des super marchés, j'attends tellement pour une veille en écrivant 'la temps perdu' dans son livre des chèques.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Well I'm blissfully unaware of the stranglehold that the Jewish lobby has in American politics. But it seems that there no chance of getting elected when pissing them off.

I'm in favor of actions instead of words. Trump showed us he's deep on Bibi's cock. I hope that securing the election victory maar remove that stranglehold.

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Akasazh@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

He's a sail ant

 
 

By raising for the first time the idea of sending troops to Ukraine, the French leader "has taken a further step toward belligerence," blasted his rival Marine Le Pen, of the far-right Rassemblement National (RN) party. She accused him of "posing an existential risk to 70 million French people, and more particularly to our armed forces already deployed in Eastern Europe."

"You've been waiting for the first opportunity to remind people of your true loyalties [and] "show your true colors," retorted Prime Minister Gabriel Attal, who had left the Paris Agricultural Show to attend the verbal joust. "When you read the investigations that are being carried out, [such as one published by the Washington Post on December 30, showing the RN's persistent links with Moscow], you have to wonder whether Vladimir Putin's troops aren't already in our country," he continued. "I'm talking about you and your troops, Ms. Le Pen."

 

Title is pretty concise

 

During Covid lots of sorts were broadcast without any spectators. I found that it increased my viewing pleasure. No screaming crowds trying to make the most noise with drums (soccer), no altercations, no people throwing things or making annoying noices (MMA), no crazy people next to the road pushing cyclists.

Just the people doing the sport, I can hear them shout, swear and get punched. I can see bike racing without fear a crazy fan will jump in front of the pack for a photo for their grandma.

I don't need an audience to get hyped or to distract everybody with jeers and racist shouting. For me the fans are the worst part of the sport. I don't enjoy watching them, I want to see the athletes doing their thing.

 

Ik denk een belangrijk rapport wat duidelijk een vinger wijst naar het structurele probleem. Helaas wat weinig media-aandacht, voor een topic dat zo belangrijk is.

 

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...it was a true carbu-rant

 

A dialogue between a man and god, in which the former learns about his misconceptions and logical fallacies in thinking about a god.

Written by logician and Taoist Raymond Smullyan.

 

We'll ignore the two pigeons, as everybody should.

This owl, in it's cubist tesseract of a cage, is now my spirit animal.

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