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[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 84 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Child predator as attorney general, man who eats roadkill and had a worm turn what was left of his brain into a block of swiss cheese as HHS head...

Linda McMahon as the likely pick for Commerce Secretary lmao

Deeply unserious country

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also an out neonazi as secdwf and Elon musk

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

out neonazi as secdwf

Thought that was a preferred qualifier for the defense post tbh

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Nah they like their nazis quiet

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Linda McMahon as the likely pick for Commerce Secretary lmao

i don't know this particular ghoul, do tell

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Wife to Vince McMahon, also known as the former WWE head, who herself served a big role within that org for decades. Vince had to step down due to being a sex pest

Also I didn't know this

[Vince] McMahon later resigned from TKO in January 2024 after allegations of sex trafficking and sexual assault. [Vince] McMahon is currently under a federal probe.

ed. changed 'Husband' to 'Wife', god I'm tired

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

oh god lmao

I hope instead he picks someone that he fired from the apprentice for being bad at business

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Idioacracy came faster than expected

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the guy who’s gonna lead the Trump administration’s response to H5N1

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This would all be funny if it weren't for the fact that I live here

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Although I liked to meme about 99% Hitler vs 100% Hitler as much as the next person…

Truly an accelerationist administration forming. Keep your people close.

doomer

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Kennedy was later seen carrying a book titled "To Serve Humans."

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm going to do the reddit thing and say the title was ackshually "To Serve Man", but the reason I mention it is that the pun works much better with the uncountable noun "Man" than the countable plural "Humans", because it's more like how we speak of most types of meat, as an anonymous, indifferent material (lamb, beef, pork, chicken), and I think that's kind of interesting.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I was attempting to riff on the name of "Health and Human Services" but "human" probably still would've worked better than "Humans"

[–] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Legit, exactly what it sounds like

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

confirmation processes will test the loyalty of Senate Republicans.

Not to worry, I'm sure they'll pass with flying colors.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

EVERY DAY IS A NEW NIGHTMARE no-i-in-pezza

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chris Hayes post

RFK announcement puts a fine point on something I've been trying to articulate and is a theme of the Trump years. It's something I've wrestled with and that a lot of Dem messaging has gotten wrong. Part of what Trump does is constantly divide the country along the lines of pro-system and anti-system.

And because Trump is such wrecking ball, you end up in this defensive posture of pro-system, pro-status quo. HHS/FDA is a great example.

Of COURSE the US food and drug system is captured and bad in a million different ways: from nutritional recommendations, which are often laughably wrong or corrupted to our outrageous regime of drug patenting etc.

https://subium.com/profile/chrislhayes.bsky.social/post/3lawu76wogk2v

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Part of what Trump does is constantly divide the country along the lines of pro-system and anti-system.

Oh yeah, only Trump does that.🙄

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He’s going to send out pills to every American to take containing brain worm eggs.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

South Bronx Paradise baby! :carl:

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago
[–] thatslife@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stock up on antidepressants. He will go for them.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What is it with these RFK style "health" freaks and being against antidepressants? Its like the one thing enabling probably millions at this point to cope with the effects of capitalism. Exercise and organic produce is not a cure all

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he will put brain worm eggs in the water

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Too much work. Just slash all the funding at the water and wastewater treatment plants.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put the Ancient Apocalypse guy in for Department of Education. Rogan is press secretary of course.

[–] HumongousChungus@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

God, that Graham Hancock guy would have an absolute blast purging the archaeologists. I never did figure out what he thinks they did to him. I feel like fewer archaeologists hated him before he started complaining about the Deep Archaeology State like it's a pack of wild Mayor Petes coming after his dog.

[–] Candidate@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Welcome back, polio.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

death to america, now in worm form

[–] Des@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

lets-fucking-go oh yeah lets do this speedrun baybee

only plus side is maybe stuff like kratom can be protected from scheduling a bit longer? he seems like he might be down with "natural" opioid "cures"

especially since Pelosi likely is on the way out and her kid is basically the director of the kratom lobby group

but then again he might push hard to get rid of it because he had an addiction so idk

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

He claims to be pro psychedelic as well

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[–] M68040@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My ass is learning how to fluoridate my own water if that goes. Not because I think it does anything, but because I don’t want to hand the altmed types a w they’ve been thirsting for longer than I’ve been alive

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

theyd be getting their win regardless of whether or not you flouridate your own water.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

But I can make it immensely more frustrating for at least one person involved

[–] Luna@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Perfect response

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

"You get a brain worm, you get a brain worm, you get a brain worm!"

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

This is going to be a fun pandemic

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Measles futures are up. stonks-up

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

finally, someone is gonna be out there fighting for the little guy.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Speedrunning collapse

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I give him a week at most before he tries to ban diet coke and Trump cans him

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