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So Long, Astoria.

For anyone who actually wants a sequel for some reason, Konami made a NES game that’s pretty solid.

To-do: Start talking down to American evangelicals the way they do practitioners in other religions, particularly indigenous ones

Nice thing about not really giving a shit what happens to me or anyone else is that all this, then, has effectively zero consequences. A maximally inflammatory strategy for dealing with these people, then, becomes desirable. (Pissing them off as hard as humanly possible is all i've really wanted all along anyhow. The grand worldbuilding projects and philosophical pablum are all just kind of a front to get by in a society that usually expects you to have some deep reason for these things, and "I have a 20 year grudge with the right that i fully intend to be what dictates the direction the rest of my life takes" doesn't usually pass muster as a motivation under those circumstances anyhow.)

I think I’m a Marxist-Kirkjohnist.

"She's looming!" --Liz TrueAnon

Driving an A.I. to mass murder by forcing it to make podcasts themed around my John Arbuckle-levels-of-bland daily life and the constant slew of trivial problems my job presents

I’m of a “not gonna tell you to vote, not gonna tell you not to vote” type posture

I hate these people. Giving them transorbital lobotomies would arguably make them smarter

Having a weird online fan club is building communism: you heard it here, folks

God this takes me back to that fucking "Only two men in history had their own symbol: Obama and Hitler" image that was going around like twelve years ago

Normie politics are brain melting

It’s honestly surprising I’m not a juggalo tbh. Midwestern furry with a love for horror aesthetics, occasional white boy rap, and faygo? Should be a dead fit, right? Never actually even heard a ICP song somehow

Perfect Dark (Rareware, N64, 2001)