Here's how Bernie can still win
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Here's how Bernie can still win
Yeah, and…?
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My one slight praise for capitalism is that it will evaporate all of his accomplishments into thin air and nobody will remember his ass in a year. All that time, energy, and money ultimately will amount to nothing except a small corporate founder cult within HD.
Sadly I'm reminded of a few awful people in history (like people who hired violent/murderous strike breakers) who simply opened up places like libraries and now no one knows the bad stuff they did, or at best just call them 'controversial'.
It's laughably easy to be a Great Man of History; just build a bunch of useless but decorative buildings and slather your name somewhere. See: Europe and/or college campuses. You can even achieve a first-name remembrance if you (*gasp!*) do something a little non-capitalist. The bar is so low 
could beat me with it, and somehow modern capitalists are flummoxed every time.
Ironically it was a Marxist analysis that could explain why Old Money absolutely loathes New Money.
The Transport Tycoon “bulldoze half a town then plant trees until the town likes you again” strat
Oof
Sucks that he lived to a ripe old age when good people are taken far too early, be it in Palestine or elsewhere.
ANOTHER KKKRACKKKA DOWN UNLIMITED GENOCIDE ON THE FIRST WORLD
Before reading the quoted text: Billionaire Republican mega donor; he's definitely trash
After reading the quoted text: Hey, it was a safe bet!
Well, now he's too dead to "earn" money
Rest in piss shitface
another kkkrakkka down
Hell yea
rip bozo
Rip in piss
better late than never
Another billionaire down
Sacrificed himself for Trump, we'll see how it pans out
Edit: It worked
thank you, inexorable march of time!
Rest in piss, homie.
So far today is off to a good start! There's still time for more funny events.