yeah but how good would it feel
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At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine
Imagine swallowing it
That would be part of the French cuisine
Like a facehugger.
[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn't be a problem because it would feel really good, actually
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1 vasectomy please.
They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.
You would feel them moving around... inside you...
No, silly, pee is stored in balls
Can I just go back to having never read this before?
I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.
Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.
Good afternoon.
Please delete this
from my brain
Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
🤢🤮
Edit: Didn't see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣
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What the fuck is this?
Why would I imagine that??
Thanks I hate it.
Would have so much more respect for swallowers
Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
It could flop out of a fork more easily.
Didn’t have time to grab a frying pan.
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I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
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I wish I could unsee this greatly
cum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lol
An aquarium full of giant sperm.
God no
What a god awful day to have eyes...
alright, who's got the eye bleach?
Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl
I'd have the strongest stomp in town.
Truly a horrifying image!
Mass genocide every night
I would hear the pro life argument
talk about weapons of ass destruction.
is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?
i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.
If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
Alright, why do we have picture of that? Who made it real?
Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.
of course that's a thing
There is a movie called CHILLERAMA, and it contains four short films. One of which is called Wadzilla, of you don’t mind a lot of CAMP you might find it funny.
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