HootinNHollerin

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

A motorboat to the ass is a submarine

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

There’s warts alright

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

And that’s before they cut up and moved and reassembled the entire thing as it was going to be under water

Hooooly shit that last video in the hospital is brutal

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TOO LATE IM DROPPING A LOG

Holy shit the 90s actually called

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Swap church for nature and you got it

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

skuM is full on falating pootin at this point

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

As a mechanical engineer, I get asked by my management to expedite the machining just for the prototype I built to sit there unused because the person to run the experiments is too busy

She’s a keeper

 

A fellow officer said his body was a collander upon seeing him at a bath

34 wounds in total, and lived to 80

 
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battleship

 
 
 
 

Can skip to 18:40 in this interview documentary of making the Monty Python movie The Life of Brian

He even sold his house in London

No studios would due to christian groups outrage

 

cross-posted from: https://aussie.zone/post/12677634

Map of Austrialia

Transcription:A map of Australia with lines marking internal borders marked at random across the country, each demarked region being labelled with a state of Austria. They do not align with real Australian states or the positions of Austrian states. Reading top to bottom, left to right, they read Nieder­österreich, Vorarlberg, Burgenland, Ober­österreich, Tirol, Steiermark, Kärnten, Salzburg. Tasmania is labelled "Wien".

The map is labelled AUSTRIA.

Below that, a map of Austria and surrounding countries (such as Germany and Slovenia, which are all labelled correctly). Austria is labelled AUSTRALIA. Internally, cities are labelled with the names of Australian cities. Canberra where Vienna should be, Sydney where Salzburg should be, Brisbane at Graz, Newcastle at Klagenfurt, Melbourne at Linz, Gladstone at Innsbruck, and Perth in the far west, near the Liechtenstein border.

 

"Did you get a make on the vehicle?"

“Yes, sir. They're driving an '84... Sheepdog”

 
 
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