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How do you work out your Texas age?

That photo gallery really is the gift that keeps on giving.

“Renovated to the highest standard”. Not my highest standard, that’s for sure. I’m not a fan of the chipboard look.

If that country keeps going backwards they should have racial segregation again by Christmas.

Big news for Norwich.

You wouldn’t want t to be caught with your trousers down. Rest assured, a crack team are looking into it.

Sounds like someone’s mainframe is getting penetrated.

Can we vote for it to run the country yet?

edit: OP obviously this is aimed at the magazine & not at you posting this

That’s cool. Personally I can’t stand the stuff, I’m alcohol total.

They probably microwaved the water too, and didn’t use a saucer. No mention of when they put the milk in?

Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.

Yeah, but you can see it too.