countably infinite Hitler vs uncountably infinite Hitler
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Cofinal Hitlers.
Riemann-integrable Hitler vs Lebesgue-Integrable Hitler.
Normal Hitler vs completely normal Hitler.
Hitler vs Turbo Hitler
"If you don"t vote for naturally aspirated hitler you're a moral idiot 
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Take put the word slower from this statement and you get democrats actually stated policy position.
Autocorrect strikes again :(
6 geared v8 fascism. Only on the first gear too gdmn.
An automatic transmission is a good analogy for how fascism works
Hybrid Electric CVT Fascism
It looks like he deleted it and did a bit of a mea culpa and realized he was talking nonsense....for what its worth.
Is it some xcancel shenanigans? It still opens for me
Yeah I think so. I went looking for it on twitter proper and I can't find it, but I did find him responding to people saying he deleted a post because their replies convinced him it was a bad take and he didn't want to leave it up. Shockingly rare instance where someone actually has their mind changed online.
L'hitler's rule. When the limit of two Hitlers is indeterminate, find the derivative of each Hitler and compare the two.
Pray give it a moment's thought. Then plan the movement to flood the streets should the non-fascist president be inaugurated without civil war.
Meanwhile in Br*tain people are literally cutting their way in to Elbit Systems factories to trash them.
The people who call these heroes 'terrorists' are the kind of scum no one should ever listen to; I recall at least one lib who came here a few months ago who was calling them that while referring to what Israel was doing as genocide (although I'm sure he only called it genocide reluctantly to be honest).
Do you want to vote for the holocaust or the joyful holocaust?
Do you want HOLOCAUST or
HOLOCAUST
Can someone explain how this argument is valid? I don't think it's sound, and I think we've reached consensus on that, but even the claim that Democrats would cause a slower genocide is questionable. Unconditional support for Israel is unconditional. There's no faster genocide under Trump, there's no ceasefire deal under Kamala L3Harris. Those are both lies.
100% this. Its absolutely no different than when they were telling people to vote for Biden because he was "clearly the candidate more qualified to end the violence" even as they approved more weapons and shut down any dissent. The premise that the democrats represent a position that is in anyway distinguishable from the republicans on the issue of Gaza is especially hilarious to me because it is practically democratic voters regurgitating and accepting republican talking points even as the democratic party itself denies it.
One could potentially argue that Trump's rhetoric of "finishing the job" means that he would do something to accelerate things by directly committing troops/planes/whatever. But we don't know exactly what would happen, so even then voting for slower genocide is more like voting for some unknown probability X that the genocide will be slower. Everyone in Kamala's corner is parsing her statements according to what they assume will be true and then projecting that into the future with 100% confidence.
See, that's the exact thing I mean though, is there any reason to believe that if Netanyahu asked Kamala for whatever it is that Trump would give Israel, she'd say no? You'd have to really give her the benefit of the doubt, and she's already bragging about how much she's supported "Israel" in the past, so why shouldn't we assume that when she says unconditional it means unconditional?
It's probably not worth engaging on a logical level because the people making that argument never reach it. From my perspective, it looks like the argument is a product of retrofitting an existing justification (Kamala is the harm reduction candidate) onto a specific issue (Palestinian genocide) and getting an incoherent result (Palestine will be genocided less). What motivates someone to put that incoherent result out into the world rather than, like, considering it, is probably a product of the shallow thinking social media encourages, an unwillingness to engage with the idea that we don't truly have political agency in the US, and a feeling that there are no other options.
In my less charitable moods I've viewed the argument as an attempted sop where the person advancing the argument does not actually care but does know that if they say as much they'll come across as a monster. So instead they do the bare minimum to retain what they view as the moral high ground in the extremely restricted landscape of the two major parties. Pointing to even higher ground outside that landscape can then be attacked as virtue signaling (anyone can tell that it's unreachable; this is the highest attainable spot) or trickery (anything that looks more complicated than this very simple reasoning must be some form of subterfuge, so I can continue to appear the most reasonable if I just keep hammering on "less genocide"). Absence of pushback from anyone with too much power to be dismissed as a troll or a curmudgeon allows the idea to enter the discourse, at which point other people pick it up and reinforce it.
But it's such a self-evidently weak claim that I can't do anymore than spit ball. It's an argument defeated easily even on its home turf of utilitarianism; any attempts to do that, though, just sends them back to the "Trump is worse" binary.
GOOD post
Aw, thanks
the person advancing the argument does not actually care
THAT is it right there. They don't really care about other people. To so many people this is a brand or cultural signifier more than any sort of coherent ideology.
It's exactly how I imagine German citizens acted in 1935
MFW the "left" option is literally:
: "Now now, republicans. You need to finish your Palestinian children before you can have western LGBT people for dessert!"
Looks at the United States Oops! All Hitlers!
79mph hitler vs 80mph hitler
Look i might not like 65mph Hitler but you gotta hand it to him, he drives the speed limit
88mph hitler
I once tried to count the total number of time travel trips in the Back to the Future series, and I'm pretty sure there's a strong argument that they took 14 trips at 88mph. Curious.
It wouldn't surprise me, that series is definitely racist
TAKE ME BACK IN TIME
Indistinguishable from sarcasm, he's joking right? I thought Perlstein was supposed to be good.
no. somehow he's turned into a fucking weirdo chud-adjacent person
Sad
Genocide is gonna happen no matter what and nothing you can do will change that so why even try! Why yes this is the morally correct position I'm surprised you even had to ask!
It's morally correct because I'm a good opinion haver. The d.o.d. even told me so
Lmao. I'd still recommend reading Nixonland, but jfc. What a lib.
https://xcancel.com/rickperlstein/status/1833701153571283385#m
Ya seriously what the fuck happened. How do you write two tomes about the two worst presidencies in history then turn around and make fun of Palestinian solidarity protestors for being ineffective (which he'd done prodigiously)
That's not a lib argument, that's a fash argument.
Liberals don't argue for slower extermination campaigns, this is something else
Respectfully disagree, I'd say that's precisely what Liberalism argues underneath it all. Setting the timetable for another man's freedom and all that.
"Objectively the moderate wing of fascism"
"Capital has to take its mask off. To do the deed."
Liberals don't argue for slower extermination campaigns
Troll-ey dilemma. 
It has always been this way.