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Getting into Stefan Molyneux levels of breeder fetish egg fixations, too.

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[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd love to go to Mars and live in a shitty bunker while my lungs get shredded by irradiated razor sharp dust

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The whole eggs/fertility thing is really based on a huge (and largely deliberate) misunderstanding of reproductive biology and how ovarian follicles work and die. You're essentially at peak fertility at 30, most of the eggs die off before age 5.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had completely forgotten about Stefan Molyneux obama-sad

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's so funny that the logical conclusion of this guy's life is Starlink satellites inevitably causing Kessler syndrome and preventing humans space exploration.

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Musk creating a Mars colony is the Star Citizen of space travel.

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How many eggs does he think are required to make one baby lol

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

doubt

Elon make a post without being creepy about breeding challenge

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

4 years

Wow, in my lifetime the Mars Landings^TM^ have gone from being perpetually 20 years away, to perpetually 10 years away, to perpetually 4 years away. Truly impressive!

I wonder if we’ll be down to perpetually 2 years away in 10 years!

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I want him to be confident enough that him and his six richest friends go early on

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Moon is right there, and have same conditions (no magnetic field, no atmosphere, carcinogenic dust)

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The great thing about Mars is there's no pesky age of consent laws!

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

I bet Musk creates a weapons program before he lands on Mars. If he wants to be emperor of Mars he'll need a threat in order to prevent rebellion and the colony declaring independence from him the moment it gains any kind of self sufficiency.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Longest [REDACTED] comment ever. Just plug in your own thoughts on adventurism here.

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The idea of leaving earth and living on some isolated colony in the middle of space lightyears away from where literally everyone in all of human history has lived and died is so fucking terrifying.
Like...we have astronauts stuck on the fucking ISS, no way in hell I am flying off to some entirely different astronomic body with the current state of space travel.

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[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is the worst future. I love space, I love space travel and I do truly believe expanding out to the stars is inevitable for humanity. But the governments of the world with space capable craft are either underfunded or too busy bailing out billionaire vanity projects.

I have zero confidence that this man or his circlejerk corporate stooges can get ANYTHING to land on Mars. Nor will he be able to get anyone there safely. He has no serious plan for this, he'll just throw his slave-labor money at a group of recent aerospace engineering graduates and tell them to figure it out, as long as it's under budget, of course.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

lol, no one has been able to build a self-sustaining city on Earth, but I'm sure that's just all the pesky oxygen and water that is freely available getting in the way, right? Do you think he's even talked to the Biosphere people? Hell, do you think he's even watched Bio-Dome?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Elon's entire spiel seems to be haulage which is just a baby step. He proclaims he'll get stuff to Mars and Presto! there will be a city of millions of people. As far as I know - he hasn't said a single word about even the most basic nuts-and-bolts problems of trying to set up even a tiny compound on fucking different planet. Like the lack of air, the lower gravity, the lack of food, the dangerous radiation, and the list goes on.

Imagine Elon had a detailed 10,000 people Mars starter city plan that he made public to much fanfare. I'm sure within the hour regular people would have started to find huge flaws and city would be big trending joke on social media. By the end of the day scientists, technicians, and engineers would have cut his plan to shreds. Elon would have a public meltdown for a week and then pretend that he "owned" his haters.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and Presto! there will be a city of millions of people

We haven't even got orbital cities or moon cities and this clown wants mars cities. The West's only functional space station is said to be going to be decommissioned in the next few decades at some point too.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The West's only functional space station is said to be going to be decommissioned in the next few decades at some point too.

Try less than a decade. Decommissioning is currently set for 2031.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Try less than a decade. Decommissioning is currently set for 2031.

Oh lmao in my head I thought we were a long ways away wowee

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[–] M68040@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's virtually guaranteed that even if one were to even get a viable amount of people to mars the first attempt at building a colony's doomed to some sort of "all hands lost" situation, isn't it?

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

making life multiplanetary is fundamentally a cost per ton to mars problem

speak american, cracker

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[–] Voidance@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you give me just one billion dollars I will launch a launch a starship to Mars in under 12 months

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