doublepepperoni

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[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 24 points 4 hours ago

Since it's a patent lawsuit they're going after game mechanics rather than character designs, but we don't know which mechanics yet

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

is there anything specifically Nazi about this besides that his name is German sounding

I hear "Luger" and I think of the handgun heavily associated with nazis that wehraboos cream themselves over

Another one that sounds really Nazi is Heinrich. Except that Karl Heinrich Marx died over 30 years before Heinrich Himmler was even born. This is just a case of everything German automatically sounding Nazi. Which, like, safe bet in general, but it's a disservice to automatically associate anything German with Nazis

You'll notice that the names I associated with nazis were Speer and Luger, not Marx or Heinrich

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (8 children)

They didn't specify which patents were being infringed upon. It'll be interesting to see how this goes. It's in Japan so I assume Nintendo's got this in the bag

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It was the Speer and Luger combo

And I didn't know 9mm was widely called Luger anyway. I thought it was parabellum

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

I should've known Hitler Arms Ltd is just a wholesome American bullet manufacturer

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The 360 is 19 years old though, though I don't know if these have been kicking around for like 15 years

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

What about the Speer casing? I see names like Luger and Speer intersecting with both "guns" and "gamers" and my Hitler particle detector starts going off hitler-detector

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I'd use mine if they weren't all broken. The wired ones all have broken cables and the wireless ones have random broken buttons, also they don't use Bluetooth because MS were being greedy little assholes so you'd need a receiver dongle

Still, I occasionally think about fixing them

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The big one is a .50 AE

Says Speer on it

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With Lollipop Chainsaw: RePop just having been released and Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered getting released soon, I remembered there was a third Suda51 console action game from the same time period: Killer is Dead. I bought the PC version like a decade ago and never got around to playing it. I think it's supposed to be more of a Platinum Games character action game as opposed to Shadows of the Damned which was just wacky Resident Evil 4 and Lollipop Chainsaw which was an arcadey beat-em-up/hack-n-slash game

Looking at the screenshots on Steam I can already tell it hasn't aged too well visually, having a really blotchy and ugly cel-shaded Unreal Engine 3 thing going on where all the characters look like they've been dipped in oil. Speaking of things that haven't aged too well, the most talked about feature of the game at the time of its release were its Gigolo Missions where you have to seduce the game's various waifus by ogling them while avoiding getting slapped

I used to love the outrageous and over the top Japanese games that were coming out in the 2010s like Deadly Premonition, Asura's Wrath, Shadows of the Damned or most Platinum Games titles so I guess I'll see how this one goes down. Did anyone else play this? I think the consensus was that it was pretty janky and mid

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

I just have to stop and appreciate the incredibly smooth photoshop job someone did to add the fourth guy with the Palestine flag. You can barely tell he's just the communist guy copy pasted and hastily edited

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Shadows of the Damned is the superior mid Suda game from the 2010s big-cool

I think Suda fans were just happy to have the game available again, though with the port apparently being shit you're probably better off emulating

Edit: Apparently the new port runs worse on Steam Deck than the PS3 version with RPCS3 michael-laugh

 

I've been seeing a bunch of videos in my feed about how IGN is REFUSING to review the Lollipop Chainsaw remaster because they HATE Juliet Starling for being too SEXY

I got curious and tried to see if IGN had actually officially come out and declared they would not review Lollipop Chainsaw Repop because they had no problem reviewing the original in 2012. Nope, they had in fact been covering the remaster ever since it had been announced, though there is no review as of now at least.

All the other results in my Google search were predictably outrage slop videos and links to posts on the Asmongold visible-disgust and Critical Drinker kombucha-disgust subreddits. I clicked on one of the posts and among the hivemind of the most room temperature IQ chud redditors you can imagine abuzz about how horrible and woke IGN was being was one lone commenter asking if IGN had actually officially stated they would not review the game.

A guy responded that while it can't be proven IGN hasn't reviewed the game yet because they object to its content, it's probably the most likely reason morshupls

I fucking hate all of these people, the cynical right-wing agitators making up shit for views and the stupid gamer morons who lap it up because of vibes

 

I'm rewatching Spirited Away with English subs I grabbed off opensubtitles.org and I had already been confused by some phantom lines that didn't correspond to any spoken dialogue but this scene made it obvious what was happening- there's extra lines added in places where the characters are facing away from the camera michael-laugh

Either the subtitler was hallucinating or these originate from the dub. I grew up watching a VHS tape chomsky-yes-honey in Japanese with Finnish subtitles and I don't recall this scene having dialogue

 

The ending is completely unrealistic as none of these guys would ever do any self-introspection

 

Not much info here but I wonder if these were some sort of fake NES/SNES/Mega Drive minis or just handheld emulation devices in general

I was wondering if shipping SD cards full of ROMs would ever come to bite the manufacturers in the ass and I guess it might have. Will this be a one-off thing or a sign of a wider EU crackdown? I think there was a warning earlier issued by some agency this month about how the solder in one of the Anbernic devices exceeded EU's maximum lead levels

Edit: There's a video of the Italian cops' raid on the warehouse where the devices were being held, looks like a large variety of different devices

https://youtu.be/U4lYIzijJSU?si=mmvXSsipSaMEnaOv

 

Since it's been so heavily associated with young women and queer folk for like 15+ years

Like obviously the only people who could ever be invested in a potentially queer relationship in a show would be horny straight dudes

 

I thought the gaming world was over the sexist thing; apparently I was wrong

I'd hate to tell her that the gaming world still isn't entirely over it 25 years later

 

(For other examples, please see Thief: Deadly Shadows and Deus Ex: Invisible War)

Just started playing this recently and I'm absolutely tickled by how it looks. The only thing that's missing is everything being caked in CHONKY oversaturated low-res bloom so typical of late-era Xbox games. I wouldn't be surprised if it got removed in this later HD rerelease I am playing, but if it did, it's a crime against nature

Stranger's Wrath is a sci-fi Western fps set in the Oddworld universe that asks the question: What if John Marston was a furry that could double jump and run on all fours?

 

the fucking shit you see on Aliexpress michael-laugh

 
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