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Cake:
MC Hammer:
.......did you name your cat MC Hammer, or am I too drunk to logic?
She was already named that when she was adopted :)
Stop!
Hammer time
Why isn't the door open?
Why isn't the door closed?
It dinner time where is food?
New ways to show owner butthole
Catnip legal?
Do I have a catnip problem?
Shhsggsagahasjssgh
How get foodgiver pet me?
How get foodgiver not pet me?
How to best stare at foodgiver to give me better food?
Why does foodgiver sleep when its playtime?
Because she lays on the kehboard? Is that the joke? Dammit....I was going to make that joke.
It sounds like your cat would enjoy some sweater snuggles!!!
Go put on a warm sweater, and hug your kitty!!!
Bartholomew left, to return to his home planet, I assume. I didn’t find that search history until afterwards.
As far as I can tell Cats are an alien species that are apparently from at much hotter planet.
That tracks with: how much heat they generate, how they just zoom around the room at odd times (shedding excess body heat?), and why on warms days they still lay in direct sunlight.
I hope he’s found happiness.
Siegfrieda:
Kika:
how to train humans to run towards you and pet you
Oh no! I think they figured it out! That's ALL I want to do.
Then as you do it, provided that she doesn't know you, she'll hiss and threaten you. And then look at you with a dumb "why am I not being petted?" face.
oleijgh[porthk
What time is dinner?
How to open doors
Best places to dispose of hairballs
Top 10 toys
Is the urn haunted?
Kimchi:
How to kill dogs?
Catnip Anonymous
Must I fit to sit?
Lizard hunting tips
Forest:
Is the floor actually lava?
Why is Mom's water better than my water?
How to kill annoying little sister?
Lizard hunting strategies
Just searches/purchases of cat food. Especially the food she loves but to which she's allergic.
The other one would be searching for wildlife and bird videos all the time.
How to knock on door to go inside?
He solved it himself, we had a latch hasp lock on our door and he wouldn't bother meowing, he'd just bat at the hanging lock as a door knocker.
Fish near me
How old is Garfield?
Adult cat scratching post sites
puss in boots
How to convince dog to snuggle?
In which direction should I toss this carcass i made?
Are any of these mammals aware I'm plotting to kill them?
