Crumbgrabber

Republicans and UFOs go together like......

I hereby promise to give you back your dinosaurs, starting with a clone of the T-Rex.

More American than America

If there were 666 people in Ireland, they could fight off billions of Penguins and take their souls.

A general Fruit punch is usually the safest bet, as it is a universal tasty refreshing treat, but the flavor can be altered for the fascists in any given area. Try finding the most popular local fruits for your region and emphasize those. The next big consideration is should it be alcoholic or nonalcoholic, and this again varies enormously but I would urge you to go the nonalcoholic route, as some fascists may be sensitive to social pressures to imbibe when they don't yet feel perfectly comfortable.

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Because he's a rapper and the streets call to him.

yes

"Bertstrips is the new Onion of Lemmy. You are doing the Lord's work." -Artistotle

As a layman, I know of only a couple basic theories---> that they interbred and/or were killed off by homo sapiens, and maybe poorly adapted to a changing climate. Maybe they were all fine until homo sapiens came into the area 30,000 years ago and wiped them all out.

He did not account for us bringing back the T-Rex, which everyone knows is the current plan.