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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 74 points 1 month ago (29 children)

It's not a joke though Minnesota really does have the blandest trough slop in north america it's awful.

They have this thing they call "hot dish" which is they dump green beans and cream of mushroom soup in a casserole dish and put tater tots on it. This is the height of Minnesotan cultural cuisine. I am not joking. It is not seasoned.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

It's not a joke though Minnesota really does have the blandest trough slop in north america it's awful.

They have this thing they call "hot dish" which is they dump green beans and cream of mushroom soup in a casserole dish and put tater tots on it. This is the height of Minnesotan cultural cuisine. I am not joking. It is not seasoned.

Seems that lmayo gets big mad about "white people tacos" the way that ukkk defenders get big gammon-tier mad about how bland/gross their food is (unless it's from colonially seized peoples and their cuisine which is a total checkmate)

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[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am not of the mayo phenotype but I'd probably like that tbh

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It shouldn't be completely bland if you saute some onion and garlic, that's the taste base of meals for like a thousand years

Would be better with literally any spice

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[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (5 children)

They have this thing they call "hot dish" which is they dump green beans and cream of mushroom soup in a casserole dish and put tater tots on it.

I've made this! Well, a vegan equivalent with mushroom gravy I made myself. And I used frozen mixed veggies, not just green beans. Oh, and I seasoned it. And put some (vegan) cheese on it. But it was really good! Sure, it's not something I'd serve to anyone or even admit I enjoy (except anonymously on the internet, I guess), but like, it's almost a shepherd's pie situation, except with tots instead of mashed potatoes. Surprisingly good for a lazy meal, and lots of leftovers!

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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Forgive me for being prejudiced eurotrash but isn't a lot of "traditional" white American foods just branded processed foods hastily mixed together? Are fresh ingredients that hard to get your hands on? Has the knowledge of how to cook them been lost?

[–] fox@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A lot of "traditional" white American food rises from traditions of using government issued foodstuffs. Government cheese, spam, various concoctions devised from military rations. But quite a lot also comes from what immigrant communities were able to afford, which was generally the worse stuff. There's also a not-insignificant number of white households that possessed no generational cooking knowledge because it was done by slaves, and thus had no culinary culture they could continue without the requisite skills.

[–] jaywalker@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Roughly 30% of white families in the confederate states owned slaves

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[–] M68040@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

A lot of the weird stuff is a holdout from the Great Depression and the years after refrigeration became ubiquitous

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

it's funny that white people hate spices! Not racist at all! Just funny!

Yeah, glad to see you admit it

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lil Benny is such a fucking dork-ass loser lmao

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

I want to buy a locker just so I can stuff him into it

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's especially funny how his particular way of getting mad about something is to be all "yeah, that's amusing isn't it?!??!"

And it almost always is lmao

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reading Shapiro's tweet I seriously wasn't sure if it was sarcastic or not for a moment. My response to basically any rhetorical white right wing "questions" like "do you want white people reduced and just immigrants everywhere in America?" And I'm like actually yeah, that sounds fine ??

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's funny when they act out and say shit like "I bet you want to institute communism and put me in a gulag"

Only 'cause you asked so nicely, bro.

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anti-krakkka Action

anti-cracker-aktion🌶️🌶️🌶️qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Spicy cannon lmao

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

Sweetie racism exists, but it's only against white people please-save-me

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not racist because white people are entirely unharmed by it, dipshits.

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NOTHING OFFENDS THEM(tm) except when white people tacos. Or too many feeemales in Ghostbusters. Or pronoun options in bibeo game. pronouns

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or someone saying "Seasons Greetings"... yeah, guess that's the seasoning thing again.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (10 children)

When I worked retail back in college in multiple places at the same time, nothing set off a certain kind of white petite bourgeoisie than saying "happy holidays" even if you said 'Merry Christmas' before and after it and were just trying not to get bored saying the exact same thing to each and every customer. grill-broke

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[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I like white people tacos and I don't care who knows it obama-spike

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Nothing wrong with sour cream n crunchy shells hell yeah white tacos

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[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Keep forgetting that lil Benny got facial hair so people would take him seriously

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reactionary white guys love to make “beard” their personality

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

Not even white people can get away with making fun of white people.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago (12 children)

tacos that are pretty much just ground beef and cheese is something white people really do though. not all white people of course, but it's a thing and not rare at all

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (5 children)

A fried flour tortilla with unseasoned ground beef, shredded cheese, big chunks of tomato, and lettuce. They're so gross. Shops selling something like a mexican street taco has started to pop up and it's so nice bc white people tacos aren't fit to feed dogs.

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (9 children)

See the problem here is the unseasoned ground beef. You've gotta pour in one of those old el paso taco seasoning pouches in there.

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[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (12 children)

This youtube comment I found where someone ended up liking them was kinda cute though.

I like the white people tacos lol. Other than the tomatoes which Ive hated since I was a kid.

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[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

You think white people are actually frying their tortillas?

Straight out of the bag, cold, meat and cheese, roll it up and that's a taco to most whities

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, no, they have "taco shells" that come in boxes at the grocery store. It's a stale, fried, u-shaped tortilla "taco shell." Comes right out of the box.

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[–] 12022081631@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i fucking hate it when peoples food are different im gonna say the n word im so mad

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[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I had to BEG my mom to season the ground beef for white people tacos, because "I bought the cheese that has taco seasoning in it, why does it need more?"

Growing up in a town with a good amount of hispanic influence and incredible food spoiled me.

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[–] soiejo@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Get thicker skin wokies shapiro-poplar"

"NOOO THATS MEAN DEBATE ME YOU MEAN WOKIE debate-me-debate-me"

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[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There should be a Joe Rogan-esque "talk to me about anything you want" podcast which is an open forum for chud operatives to spew their vitriol, but they are forced to eat very spicy food first and only have access to one small glass of water, and one baby bottle with a nipple filled with milk for the next hour and a half of discussion.

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[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

A cracker I know remarked

CW: racism

pronounjak-rage I wonder what a Black person taco is? A dimebag wrapped in child support papers?

Death to Amerikkka!

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

This is why I knew they were never serious. As if Cumtown was ever not funny. Shut up loser you just want to say the n-word.

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[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What bad opinions are responsible for this thread having over 100 comments? Im about to find out

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[–] f1error@thelemmy.club 22 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Us Minnesotans are hecka proud of our Hot Dish, some of us go as far as Cold Hot Dish. If you're from outside Minnesota I'm talking about casserole and pasta salad. And pasta salad is not the midwest mayo-layered trifle thingy.

Additionally, as a Minnesotan, I know of people who think ketchup is a "hot sauce". These are the scary ones.

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[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Last time I drove out to see my mom she asked me if I'd like her to pickup some dinner anywhere before I came in, so I suggested Pho (knowing she would easily be able to eat it, it's got no spice unless you add it). I explained over the phone that it was absolutely safe, she would love it. When I got there she ordered something else for herself and I had to explain straight up that she was being absurd.

I made Thai food for her later that weekend and it really struck me how sad it was that she's just kept herself locked up away from all of these amazing foods. Honestly spice wasn't even that hard to get used to (I'm still not great but I can appreciate a good blend of spiciness and flavor), like any other weird flavor you can train yourself to eat it.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Wtf is a “white people taco”?

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