Default_Defect

My former roommate is an EMT and he spent 90% of his 48 hour shifts sleeping and playing video games.

Cheffery

The death cult got their Anti-Christ back! The rapture is back on schedule.

Because most of the non-fast food restaurants in my rural town are priced highly for the rich yuppies LARPing blue collar living.

accidentally

Then the cops arrest you for making "threats"

I would rather overreact and we all end up fine than underreact and watch my friends be imprisoned and/or executed.

I still see people talk about the pole vaulter's giant package ruining his vault. And the cat-dad pistol guy.

Probably the more expensive one.

Say hi to Jesse Ventura for me.

We ARE aware that alternate timeline Biff WAS Trump right?

At least he GOT a sticker...