Black_Mald_Futures

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Remember that moment on Office Space where Michael Bolton was LARPing as a badass in his own car, listening to rap, until a black person walked by? St. E~L~O~N did it worse. in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

DEI bart, DEI

i'll fight you in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh good i was about to say you couldn't handle it if the odds weren't even

i'll fight you in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

WSJ admits that China has comprehensively defeated the US in the trade war in c/news@hexbear.net
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i'll fight you (hexbear.net)
 

but plz lets have a fair fight i get tired

WSJ admits that China has comprehensively defeated the US in the trade war in c/news@hexbear.net
WSJ admits that China has comprehensively defeated the US in the trade war in c/news@hexbear.net
WSJ admits that China has comprehensively defeated the US in the trade war in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm going to be 5 percent more dunky tomorrow because of this

WSJ admits that China has comprehensively defeated the US in the trade war in c/news@hexbear.net
WSJ admits that China has comprehensively defeated the US in the trade war in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

that's probably a good outlook tho

WSJ admits that China has comprehensively defeated the US in the trade war in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Idk maybe i'm the idiot

i think the apple's rotten right to the core in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

America's best president's tactical genius going under appreciated, smh my head. I'd vote for him for a fourth term if I could rat-salute-2

i think the apple's rotten right to the core in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey it's okay, maybe I'm wrong. I post crank shit all the time and maybe this is just more of my crank shit and you actually look really fly and totally youthful in that kick ass tan jacket <3

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It's actually a good thing the DNC dropped death penalty abolition (hexbear.net)
 

You see now that there's more support for the death penalty, there's implicitly more support for Throwing Them All in the Pit! The libs can't say we're uncivil then!

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Science sucks (hexbear.net)
 

decades of science being done and where the fuck is a drug to stop you getting tolerance to weed? If it were so great we'd have one by now

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truly grim tidings (hexbear.net)
 
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i hate runny sauces (hexbear.net)
 

this is a hate post

i hate runny sauces. what the fuck is the point of them? you make a sauce to make a thing you put the sauce on or in or otherwise dip into the sauce taste good, but if the sauce is runny, it just, slides off. What the fuck is the point of that? It's so stupid, fuck them, fuck. Biggest culprits are usually soy sauce based dipping sauced at restaurants but I just tried a hatch chile salsa that is like 60% liquid, god damn, how the fuck is that gonna stay on a chip??? thicken your sauces people, I need it, I need the sauce to cling

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Hexbear has really lost its way, untrue to its roots (hexbear.net)
 

literally can't remember the last time being gay with my dad, or anyone's dad, was brought up :/ what happened to us, is it joever?

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What are some good, yet uncommon spices that should be more widely used (hexbear.net)
 

I.e. my chef friend had ground jalapeno at her apartment, shit was good. Like cayenne level heat but with a different flavor

I had to go to like an international food market to find some near me which is weird given how ubiquitous jalapeno peppers are

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most British response to a description of a bahn mi (hexbear.net)
 

Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich

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new type of yam just dropped (en.m.wikipedia.org)
 

Learned about this while drunkenly googling "vegan tamagoyaki"

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Oh my god lol these comments (old.reddit.com)
 

Redditors fantasizing about China invading Russia because "ukraine showed them what's possible in kursk." This is how Ukraine can still win!! Christ

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Here's a Cat Pro Tip, Cat Owners (hexbear.net)
 

Stop buying those stupid sisal rope scratching posts. What happens when you cut a rope? It breaks, the thing is fucked. Sound familiar?

Get a scratching post made out of woven sisal. It will cost 40 dollars but last as long as like 10000 rope posts

You're welcome for this knowledge zane

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[REDDIT LINK] New China High Speed Rail cope just dropped (old.reddit.com)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
15 comments fedilink
 

"It doesn't count because it's just passenger rail!!! The U.S. has the largest freight rail system!!"

some-controversy cope, crackers

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