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Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine (www.bbc.co.uk)
submitted 4 months ago by GreatAlbatross to c/andfinally
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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh just leave them alone it's harmless just some fun they can stop whenever they want hey let's SWIM TO FUCKING NEWFOUNDLAND

[–] GreatAlbatross 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how I would cope with 3 brazillian sharks of the coast of newfoundland.

How many billion is that?!

[–] Zip2 1 points 4 months ago

I don’t think they’re Brazilian, Hollywood would be more streamlined.

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

Cocaine Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo 🎶

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I smell a Cocaine Bear sequel.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

Was jaws the prequel?

[–] Zip2 6 points 4 months ago

I need David Attenborough to show me how they manage to roll up the $50 bills.

[–] Emperor 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

#cough#

[–] GreatAlbatross 6 points 4 months ago

I'm an excellent example to the rest of the site when it comes to reposts 🤦

It's my fault, my default filter is top-12-hours.

[–] Officer_Pickles@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

We've had Snakes on a Plane, time for, Sharks on Cocaine!