Twinkletoes

joined 1 year ago

27 August 2024 in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I love this because it reminds me of something my mother explained to me when I was young… Watching the Dustin Hoffman movie, Little Big Man… Natives would tag soldiers to show them that they could’ve killed them but didn’t, to prove they were the greater warrior. The implication was that the soldiers should back off but we all know how that worked out…

Well, how are the rhinos doing now?

This is peak Farside humor

Bedsheets in c/lifehacks@sh.itjust.works

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don’t lay down on a bed. Checkmate!

Why has badminton become a code for sex in Hong Kong? in c/aiop@lemmy.world

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Shuttle that cock!

Kamala Harris pledges to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on the wall along the southern border — a project she once opposed and called "un-American" during the Trump administration. in c/us_news@lemmygrad.ml

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Build the Walz!

*Permanently Deleted* in c/articles@lemmy.world

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Assimilate

Jack Black and Paul Rudd circling new ‘Anaconda’ movie at Sony in c/movies@lemm.ee

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

My anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got Paul Rudd, hun. 🐍

Supposed Pixel 9a images leak hinting at removed camera bar, boxy design in c/googlepixel@lemdro.id

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

🔥 iPhone 4 design 🔥

manul in c/manul@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Garlic 🧄

whoever first created autoplaying videos should be impaled in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Auto-impaled

Why do humans have finger/toenails? in c/nostupidquestions@mander.xyz

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

You ever get a head scratch from someone with nice long fingernails? 🤤

Utrecht, Netherlands, now and then in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

There’s hope

"IS THIS THE HAIRCUT FOR YOU?" - Crew Cut by MAX FACTOR - 1961 in c/vintageads@sh.itjust.works

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

So butch