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Woman who did not get leaving card loses UK employment claim (www.theguardian.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/IKissedHerInnerThigh on 2024-10-13 15:58:04.

Her name is Karen.

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Meteorologist threatened after debunking hurricane conspiracies (newsnationnow.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/anzara2Y5 on 2024-10-13 15:34:20.
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Texas middle school cheerleaders suffer first and second degree burns after ‘punishment’ from coach (ktla.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/nrverma on 2024-10-13 15:12:16.
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King Charles did not know what cling film was and ‘shrieked’ the first time he saw it (www.joe.co.uk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/PawnWithoutPurpose on 2024-10-13 15:00:22.
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Select Spirit Halloween locations to stick around, be transformed into Spirit Christmas (mynbc15.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/-Appleaday- on 2024-10-13 13:42:31.
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Rare bear meat at gathering gives 10 people a scare—and parasitic worms (arstechnica.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/EpicureanMystic on 2024-10-13 11:14:36.
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Woman pleads guilty to trying to smuggle 29 turtles across a Vermont lake into Canada by kayak (apnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/DaoFerret on 2024-10-13 06:48:51.
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Musician Arrested for Using AI Songs and a Bot Army to Scam Spotify for Millions in Royalties (inshort.geartape.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/gootyy on 2024-10-13 03:43:37.
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Cobb County Sheriff called deputies for help after Burger King got his order wrong (www.wsbtv.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/baeb66 on 2024-10-13 03:13:41.
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Secret tomb found under ‘Indiana Jones’ filming location in Petra (www.cnn.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Supergupo on 2024-10-12 20:07:09.
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Woman plans to murder daughter, hitman turns out to be teen’s lover (www.hindustantimes.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/utkarshmttl on 2024-10-12 16:21:14.
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Bloody woman known for ‘casting spells’ arrested by cops who find cooked human body parts in her home (www.the-independent.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/HauntingJackfruit on 2024-10-12 16:00:25.
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US urges Israel to stop shooting at UN peacekeepers in Lebanon (www.bbc.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Sam-the-Lion on 2024-10-12 15:48:27.
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National Geographic team may have discovered the foot of a famed Mount Everest climber (www.npr.org)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/kangarooturd on 2024-10-12 14:49:03.
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Neo-Nazi's Fatal Fall from Hitler’s Favorite Mountain (ebbow.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Additional-Egg213 on 2024-10-12 14:30:49.
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‘They made Rome too clean’: fans of Emily in Paris on scenes in Italy (www.theguardian.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Reddit_Sucks_1401 on 2024-10-12 13:54:10.
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Mother hires hitman to kill daughter, hitman turns out to be daughter’s lover and kills the mother instead.. (www.hindustantimes.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/ninja6911 on 2024-10-12 13:27:40.
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Man with series of auto theft convictions caught driving stolen car to probation meeting (kdvr.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/emmatt on 2024-10-12 13:10:40.
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Cobb County Sheriff called deputies for help after Burger King got his order wrong (www.wsbtv.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/futilehabit on 2024-10-12 12:34:59.
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‘Do we have to regulate everything?’: DeSantis on Milton crane crash (newsnationnow.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/engadine_maccas1997 on 2024-10-12 12:20:12.
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UCLA professor says he’s homeless due to low pay (ktla.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/LawrenceofIndia on 2024-10-12 10:04:45.
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Man refused bail over alleged assault of his Dublin neighbour in row over ‘loud snoring’ (independent.ie)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/pugdeity on 2024-10-12 09:48:06.
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Hackers take control of robot vacuums in multiple cities, yell racial slurs (www.abc.net.au)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Genevieves_bitch on 2024-10-12 09:07:00.
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woman plans to murder daughter, hitman turns out to be teen’s lover (www.hindustantimes.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Mithrandhir22 on 2024-10-12 09:03:41.
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UP woman plans to murder daughter, hitman turns out to be teen’s lover (www.hindustantimes.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Feeling_Strength6367 on 2024-10-12 07:48:11.
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