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The was the last to load for me, so it was a slowly escalating dance party and and an epic drop
wop wop wop wop wop covid fuck em up
lol i saw footage of biden walking on air force one after the covid announcement and he didnt have a mask on. hes about to infect a bunch of ppl on that plane
strikes again
Remember when all the libs were aghast at Trump making the secret service take him out for a joy ride to wave at the hogs while he was staying at Walter Reed? "How dare he make them breathe the same air while he's infected!"
Man, I hope they give Biden the steroid cocktail they had Trump on when he had covid though. It's either gonna make his heart explode, or we'll get manic gakked up Joe turn into E1 Biden IRL
I worked on the trial for that monoclonal they gave Trump. Almost positive it was no better than placebo for elderly people, so he really survived that with only his diaped up slushie ass and the entire staff of Walter Reed.
Biden, 81, had been scheduled to take the stage an hour and a half prior.
he doesn’t have covid, you don’t make people wait 90 minutes for that announcement. they’re making shit up because they tried to get him coherent for over an hour and nothing was working.
biden's doctor giving him hundreds of covid tests until one of them gives a false positive so he can diagnose without losing their license
exactly, hope he does have it and it kills him but sounds sus so far
He was already an hour late to his big boy press conference. The time and effort required to induce lucidity is getting longer and longer
and they’ve probably got a whole team coming up with excuses like his grandmother just passed away or the parliamentarian said he can’t come out on stage today
It seems unlikely to me that they’d use covid as the excuse considering how hard they try to pretend that the pandemic is over and that Biden defeated it
I am now truly understanding what the mandate of heaven is and what it looks like to lose it
Holy shit the poetic justice if this actually does him in. Biden’s admin pretending Covid is over directly led to my mom’s death, I can’t think of a funnier and more fitting way for him to go
I'm sorry to hear about your mom, comrade.
Who knows, they only notified the event 90mins after he was supposed to be on stage. Might just be doing scheduling AND excuses.
I don't buy it either. President came down with a severe case of pudding brain
"the pandemic is over, jack"
Please God, I ask for so little. Please smite this old ghoul. He's practically dead already
Handing Trump the ability to say "I got shot in the head and showed up to speak the next day. Sleepy Joe has to drop everything for a cold!"
This is how gets replaced.
critical support for the anti- aktion
Commence fedposting.
cmon at least let one of those fuckers die right before the election pleaaasseeeee :timmy-praying:
Biden's trusted family doctor, a 19th century camp physician referred to by Biden as a "sawbones" is treating him by transfusing the President with "heroic saxon blood". He does not know about blood groups.
BULLSHIT LMAO
I absolutely don't buy this shit for a single moment, this is the flimsiest fucking excuse I've ever heard in my life lol
To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Brandon from the speaking event today. He has a covid.
Yeah, possibly.
heavy pneumonia take my energy
(i don't think infection is even real, they finally managed to do their dipshit coup)
p.s. (bernie panders with impeccable timing on that interview , just completely debase yourself to bury leftist electoral dreams for another 20 years for a genocidal friend who dropped out 2 hours later)
Please let one of the funniest things in the world happen.
Alright, I'm done. This is just too much. Will see you guys in November.
Yep. Going to my tree fort and pulling up the ladder.
Reading the ugly comments here, I’m wondering if the MAGA crowd might be less despicable. Way to lower the bar!
r/Politics panic is top tier