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[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 months ago

attempting to outflank Republicans from the right has been Joe Biden's singular political strategy for his entire career

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is so demonic that I want to become religious so that I can make sense of it cosmologically.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I haven't been religious in 20 years but I've had to reintroduce the concepts of sin and "Joe Biden is going to hell" into my worldview so I don't lose my mind.

[–] newacctidk@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

There is a reason I fully adopted Iran's move of calling the US the great satan

[–] zaogao@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah dude, great campaign strategy: when semi-coherent, remind everyone why they hate you

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

"You tankies and conservatives just hate him because he is in the middle and therefore correct" smuglord

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Blame leftists before election? Check.

Blame leftists for losing election? On the way.

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

God fucking damn it. I expected the Democrats to lose the election by a landslide but not that these bozos would unironically essentially give up and roll the red carpet for Trump of all fucking peoples.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Love the rhetoric simultaneously being that Trump is a would be dictator that will end democracy and institute fascism, but we can't be as impolite or hostile as to oppose him.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

He's an existential threat and would be the downfall of the US, but god forbid someone try to take him out.

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

"If I had a time machine, I would go back and make baby Hitler to read 'It Takes a Village' by Hillary Clinton and then he wouldn't start WWII"

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The thing is, Dems know if they put up a remorseless, possibly effective fight it would change the character of the party, and probably amp up some violence from Trump supporters, and they themselves are too afraid of being the ones to actively stoke any anger from the other side head first. Even when the sole choices are either they back down, Trump wins and there's permanent state violence, or they stand tall, beat back Trump's advancement and there's short-term random violence from his supporters, they will always go with the option that is most passive because that is their fixed and immovable disposition.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Watching Joe Biden masterfully defeat Joe Biden with awe biden-fall

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Copycat pls

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Trump is the law and order president Joe, not you. He's also the jewish president, not you, Joe.

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

big loser energy

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Running on the "we are the responsible managers of savagery, not this putz".

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Fuck Joe Brandon, Death to Scranton!

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think I might have to log out again. This is just giving me brain rot. I'm already not participating in electoralism, so really, why do I keep subjecting myself to this nonsense? Do I even care about my moods and blood pressure? I need to go find a no political hippie message board.

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Godspeed comrade. Hope to see you again mid-November after this blows over.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

biden-point The Death Penalty. It provides 53 Death Penalty Offenses. We do everything but hang people for Jay Walking in this bill (1994 crime bill)

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

literally porky-spider except that porky's mental faculties still worked properly

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Who brought guns and violence to college campuses?