TheLepidopterists

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[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 25 points 5 hours ago

Even when we got to 30k originally it felt like an undercount. There's been massacre after massacre since then and it feels like there's just no one left to keep accurate records. They blew up most of the hospitals.

What a disappointment

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 36 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Pokemon is a wrestling manager simulator

Yeah, if you look at it from the out of character point of view that the legal system in the federation is like that as a a vehicle for Captain Picard to make a passionate speech that being like that is bad and the federation can and should do better it makes a lot more sense.

I still hate Commander Maddox though

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know if this part is also part of the bit, but while Republicans are successful at getting into national government via Kentucky, they historically have Democrats for governor. There were a couple recent Republicans but honestly they were the flukes and both were single term (you gave to go back to the late 60s before you get to another successful GOP gubernatorial race in Kentucky, although that dude's term did extend to the early 70s).

Part of our normal grocery routine, I'm not buying anything from a different grocery store if I can get it from Aldi.

It's pretty shocking how big the price difference is, at least the last time I checked it was.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He has a positronic brain! hst-gun

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My great grandmother actually did survive the Great Depression as a young kid (I'm pretty sure her parents were first gen immigrants too, egg on their face lol, shouldn't have moved to the US in the early 1900s for economic opportunity) and some of her stories were pretty off the wall.

It definitely made her value feeding people, every time I visited she'd try to get me to eat like a half a watermelon.

EDIT: I know this doesn't really fit the vibe of the thread but Grannie was great.

 

Uh, spoilers I guess for TNG season 2 generally and TMoaM specifically.


We're watching TNG for the first time (not counting seeing random out of order episodes when my aunt was watching me decades ago) and so far season 2 is definitely better, but the dehumanization of Data has been driving me up a wall.

This fuckin doctor who isn't Beverly Crusher consistently treating him like a thing and even being smug about it as she learns that she's wrong was bad enough to start with

But now we have this asshole calling him "it" repeatedly and saying that he's Starfleet property, doing the "well if one of Data's best friends doesn't make a sincere argument that he's a nonperson, I'll just immediately declare that he's a nonperson" etc.

Just unreal "justice system" brain worms. Oh is the question of whether this individual, who clearly has feelings and desires, deserves to have literally any personal rights more fitting for "saints and philosophers" you dumb lawyer hog

And finally the smug science nerd space fascist right here.

This guy's insistence that in spite of not understanding Data's construction at all basically, he should be allowed to vivisect him and poke around in his brain was absurd. Like, once people start asking him any questions about his plans for the experiment he immediately makes it clear that he doesn't know shit and hasn't considered the dangers to Data at all. The moment during the trial when Picard demands that he distinguish the traits that Picard demands has and Data lacks that makes only Picard sentient and he whines that the question is "difficult" holy shit I was funing. He loses the court case obviously but frankly I am mad that (and I know that TNG isn't this show) nobody shot him in the head with a phaser.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gonna have to watch out for this, watch funny animal videos with my kid on my phone sometimes before bedtime.

Gonna summon this silly little dude to teach me everything about herbs and plants so I can be hella good in the kitchen.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's certainly not a hearty protein but I really like these little peppers, in the US I've only ever seen them sold as "Peppadew" but that apparently a brand name and they're technically called Juanita peppers.

They're pickled and sweet and tangy and really good on a veggie sandwich with hummus or avocado or the like to give a creamy savory flavor.

I originally became aware of them as "the weird sweet tangy peppers on the Mediterranean veggie sandwich at Panera" and spent a couple of years trying to figure out what they were called.

I actually just now found out that Peppadew was a brand and not a pepper variety.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I can only speak for myself, but I grew up evangelical and the worst bigots I knew hated Catholics for being mostly non-white and constantly implied that they were cryptopagans who worshipped saints.

Anti-Catholic (as opposed to general anti-religious, or even anti-Christian) sentiment will probably always trip my "This person might be a radical right wing prosperity gospelist" alarms.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net to c/ttrpg@hexbear.net
 

Ran The Witch is Dead for my wife and SILs recently.

They played an Owl with Create Fire (Othello), a Crow with Make Book Read Itself Aloud (Cawthorn) and a Cat with (Tidy Clean and Mend).

If I'm honest, Create Fire was definitely an MVP.

Spoilers, session report, includes arson, a murder and some eye stuff

spoilerThey went to investigate the cult controlled village, which was centered around a wizard college full of old men in pointy hats and star covered clothes.

They made a beeline to the wizard tower, Sylvia tried to enter as a student did, got underfoot and he magically burned down a tapestry when startled. Othello eavesdropped through some open windows and learned that some pranksters got another student expelled by framing him for a prank and interrupted an old man's spell causing him to accidentally blast her out of the sky with a torrent of water. Cawthorn made a cork notice board read itself aloud and heard some of the available classes, the honor roll and a notice about the expulsion.

They then fled the tower and went to the market to listen to some human gossip and heard some guys talking about how Steven had killed his first target and had eyes on another. They had weird symbols stitched into their cloaks which tipped the familiars off to them being cultists and of course they decided these guys were probably connected to the witch murderer.

They followed them to a farmhouse where they got confirmation of this so they used Create Fire to burn it down. They followed the fleeing cultists to the inn/tavern and the birds went down an unlit chimney but got soot in their eyes and became tangled up during the fall. The crow hid in the soot when the patrons came to investigate and the owl but someone's finger off when they tried to grab him. The cat used the resulting commotion to sneak in the back when someone ran into the kitchen from outside and the the familiars met up near the main room to kitchen doorway while everyone was trying to help the fingerless guy. Sylvia followed the cultist upstairs and listened through the door as he talked to gasp Steven! Steven explained that his friends at the school got another student expelled and he'd be killing him as well soon. He dropped a bit of info that the student was the cobblers grandfather (all wizard students are bearded old men). Around this time Othello decided this tavern needed to go also and caught some oily kitchen rags on fire.

At this point Cawthorn flies back to the witch's cottage and rips the spellbook page out explaining witch resurrection. Othello and Sylvia lurk near the market and try to listen to conversations to find out what a cobbler is. Eventually they do make out that it's a shoe repairperson and so when Cawthorn gets back they all head to the nearby building with a shoe painted on the sign out front and find the disgraced wizard student there. He's in tears and arguing with his cobbler grandson and they get his attention by making the spellbook page read itself. He quickly surmised that they're familiars and that the witch has been murdered and they scratch crude diagrams in the dirt implying that he's next.

Steven arrives at this point and Garamulus the not-quite-a-wizard flees into the wheatfields. Steven makes chase and Sylvia repeatedly trips him by getting underfoot. The birds claw at his eyes and throat until in a moment when he's particularly distracted, Othello bites his trachea out and watches as Steven dies in owl-terror, but not before accidentally injuring his wing with Steven's dropped knife in an attempt to stab Steven with it. In the distance, Garamulus can still be heard screaming and running away through the wheat. As required for the resurrection ritual Cawthorn takes Steven's eyes.

Sylvia carries the grounded Othello back to the cottage on her back while Cawthorn flies overhead. They do the resurrection and their beloved witch wakes up and heals Othello's wounded wing.

Below are some pictures of character sheets, the village map and some notes I took during the session (most of them are the names the players came up with for the expelled wizard when they couldn't remember his actual name).

Overall we had a great time, good way to spend what would have been the time for our normal game when a few players were out of town.

Edit: also we used these little plastic ducks to track danger and also the location in the village our intrepid heroes were at.

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