I thought the breakfast gun went on the left side of the table?
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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The table isn't set for breakfast yet.
What are you talking about? The breakfast gun is there. Table set.
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Only if you're a lefty.
Cross-drawing at the table is rude.
No no, breakfast gun goes on the right side, what's wrong is it's laying the wrong way.
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Reminds me of land o lakes butter. They got rid of the indian but they kept the land.
They ruined it!
Bart Simpson made that joke once, I think they cut it out of future re-runs because religious zealots got mad about it.
Ah, so he did! I'd forgotten about that. The first time I saw it was in a Beavis and Butt-head comic.
What I love, is that it was an Ojibwe woman that was illustrated by an Ojibwe. It was done out of honor and respect...
Then someone decided to get rid of her... Feel free to read into that.
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THAT is absolutely the same "point" I made when I first saw it?!!
Ok, so, the person was bad to show, I guess, but now it's an even better analogy to what the settlers did...
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I really wish someone would create a "loud honky" brand mascot...
Guy Fieri?
I came here for a sensible chuckle, not to have my fucking mind blown.
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Some board room somewhere
Bossman "Alright team, what should we change to ensure our company is not seen as racist according to white people on twitter?
Person 1 "Increase represtation of different races and cultures across our brands?" ejector seat activated
Person 2 "Hire someone qualified to have this conversion?" ejector seat activated
Person 3 "Get rid of Aunt Jemima so people don't accosiate our brand with black people anymore?
Bossman "brilliant! Someone get me a raise for coming up with that."
It's not about associating the brand with black people. Aunt Jemima was a mammy, straight out of a ministrel show. She was a racist stereotype of the loving and attentive house slave
They could have come up with a new character...instead they got rid of it all together. Just say its Jemima's niece who carries on the recipe.
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Was really confused why you would prefer plastic over glass, but then i understood what was meant by "her".
For something slow moving and sticky like fake maple syrup, a plastic bottle will let you squeeze the syrup out instead of waiting for it to slowly drip down to the nozzle.
You can warm the bottle to make is more viscous. Old plastic bottles would make me worried about micro plastic, but micro plastic is already in all the cells in my body so I should stop caring
I think you mean less viscous? Isn't more viscosity = more thickness?
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That handgun looks like a rare 1911 Commander made by Ruger manufactured in Southport, CT. Those things are not cheap.
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Americans and their high fructose corn syrup addiction.
It’s the cheapest sugar option in the us, so it goes in everything that’s not a “premium” brand, and even then it might still have it in there.
And products that "remove" it replace it with glucose-fructose, or sometimes even pure fructose, which hilariously shows both that companies don't give a fuck, AND consumers are really stupid on average.
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Last time I saw white people get this fanatical over a black woman it was because she was handing them free minivans.
A buddy of mine and I did some research into the real-life aunt Jemima.
Apparently she was a really cool lady.
The African American Registry of the United States suggests Nancy Green and others who played the caricature of Aunt Jemima should be celebrated despite what has been widely condemned as a stereotypical and racist brand image. The registry wrote, "We celebrate the birth of Nancy Green in 1834. She was a Black storyteller and one of the first Black corporate models in the United States."
Her financial freedom and stature as a national spokesperson enabled her to become a leading advocate against poverty and in favor of equal rights for the black population. She used her stature as a spokesperson to advocate against poverty and in favor of equal rights for individuals in Chicago.
So instead of celebrating her on the bottle, or doing something to recognize her... They go the other direction and just remove her.
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I saw news reporting about it at the time, and if I recall correctly her descendants were actually proud of her being the mascot and thought it was cool.
"Her descendants like her image being on the syrup bottles! BUT THAT'S A HECKIN RACISM!"
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This actually came out a few days before the brand change: https://www.theonion.com/quaker-oats-replaces-historically-racist-aunt-jemima-ma-1844015205
I don't think Mr. Butterworth would appreciate you filling his wife with your syrup.
Unironically this, I'm sorry they want to decrease visibility of black people and call that fighting racism?
We can't have Aunt Jemima, but Captain Crunch's cracker ass is still joining us for breakfast?
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