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[–] Savvy95@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It reminds me of that old joke of the 2 scientists studying a fly.

Scientist 1: Fly, fly! Scientist 2: When fly has two wings fly flies 2 feet.

Scientist 1: pulls off one wing and says Fly, Fly! Scientist 2: When fly has 1 wing, fly flies 1 foot

Scientist 1: pulls off the other wing and says, Fly, fly!. Nothing happens Scientist 1 Fly, Fly! Nothing happens Scientist 1 showing frustration> FLY! FLY! Scientist 2: When fly has no wings, fly becomes deaf.

Bad-dum!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like this. First time hearing it.

[–] RootKit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

That's good, 'cause the fly can't.

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Whew, hopefully he'll forget he's supposed to track me till the end of time

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Sorry bucko, it was a decoy snail

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[–] illusoryMechanist@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scientists: No guys seriously what have we done I can't remember

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Oh no, they fried the part of their brain that could tell the difference between snails and humans!

[–] julianh@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Finally I can replay Outer Wilds.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes. Good god yes. Was disappointed by the dlc though unfortunately. I want to like it but I just don’t.

But also replay Inscryption

[–] TheAndrewBrown@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

It honestly was too scary for me. I don’t do horror games. The angler fish in the main game was almost too much for me

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[–] solstice@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Since the comments all appear to be juvenile Reddit style jokes, here's TFA (the frickin article: https://futurism.com/scientists-selectively-erased-memories-in-snails-are-we-next#

Note, I'm not a scientist.

As I suspected it appears they tortured the snails somehow (my guess is electric shock) to create traumatic memories. This has been done with caterpillars I think to see if they retain memories after turning into butterflies and they do, despite basically turning into primordial goop in the cocoon. They do, and it's tested by seeing if they retain aversions to certain areas of their cages that are electrified.

Then something about enzymes created which associate memory with pain and being able to target them.

Pretty cool, and I for one definitely have a few traumas I'd like erased.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Pretty cool, and I for one definitely have a few traumas I’d like erased.

It's kinda neat, but I for one do not want to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind become a documentary. I mean I like the movie and all...but.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We can kinda do that. There are therapies that target trauma and recontextualize them. Look up EMDR, it's really cool stuff.

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[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Snail

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the scientists are more worried about why the snail's head is the size of a human rather than the memory loss...

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's the long hidden aliens that were driving the latest non-human aircraft

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe the snail meme was a CIA guerilla training operation.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, the snails are training the gorillas? We're through the looking glass here, people!

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 3 points 1 year ago

so aliens are actually just big snails, like the Voth from Star Trek

Interesting

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no the real one escaped

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Probably a racing snail.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why is the snail so large?!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It doesn't remember, sorry.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly the reason they had to fund this project.

Cheaper than the lawsuit.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn't his snail wife be happy?

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[–] Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago

So they could use a normal sized eraser, duh.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mollusk

[–] smellythief@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Small ~~know~~ knew too much.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I can give snails brain (ganglia?) damage too, you're not that special, scientists.

[–] Efwis@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My question is, how do they know what a snail is thinking or remembers? Last I knew snails didn’t talk.

[–] UnendingQuest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably something like the snail learned to find food in a certain place, then they were able to make it forget such that it would search randomly instead of going to the place it had learned.

[–] Efwis@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, I can see it now.

“Im going to sit here for 8-12 hours and watch where this snail goes today.”

Sorry couldn’t resist.

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[–] solstice@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I read a study once about caterpillars getting shocked in their cages to teach them which areas are electrified. They retained this memory aversion after turning into butterflies. Probably something similar, basic behavioral observations to stimuli.

[–] Lammy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it's 5 years old.

Forbes article

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