Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 months ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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[–] Afghaniscran 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who's missing?

The giraffe! They're still in the refrigerator.

[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?

You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

But why don't you use the bridge?