Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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They put things into perspective.

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A guy walks up to a street vendor and asks, “What’s on the menu?”

The vedor responds, “We have grilled eel on a stick, and we also have beef offal.”

The guy, trying to be clever, asks, “so, got any grapes?”

“Come on bro”, the vendor responds unimpressed. “Beef or eel.”

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The blouse brothers

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I have to reject any that don’t make the cut.

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It's about thyme.

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You get Putin jail.

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If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.

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Turns out he only does odd jobs.

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(Fahrenheit. In Celsius this would be deadly)

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He's a good buoy.

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spoilerdon’t ask meow

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spoilerit was very time consuming

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My therapist said I had impasta syndrome.

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Because they use a honey comb.

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spoilerYou mean an air pump?

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