Afghaniscran

joined 1 year ago
[–] Afghaniscran 66 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

[–] Afghaniscran 5 points 2 months ago

It's taking your milk for dairy product replacements

[–] Afghaniscran 22 points 2 months ago

I've put many signs up when working construction for warning of all sorts. People don't read signs. There's so many everywhere now trying to throw some sort of product down our neck that we've gone sign blind.

[–] Afghaniscran 2 points 2 months ago

From this I have learnt the Wirral is an overpopulated tennis court.

[–] Afghaniscran 2 points 2 months ago

Is that lemonfred?

[–] Afghaniscran 24 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Where do the Scandinavians live if not at home?

[–] Afghaniscran 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Afghaniscran 1 points 3 months ago

The gate that goes both ways

[–] Afghaniscran 103 points 3 months ago (4 children)

No, no I can't.

[–] Afghaniscran 2 points 3 months ago

Wait, you mean, we live in space?

[–] Afghaniscran 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Caught in a landslide?

[–] Afghaniscran 11 points 3 months ago (4 children)
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Dungeon Seed (self.pixeldungeon)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Afghaniscran to c/pixeldungeon@lemmy.world
 

Where do you enter it? I haven't got one to hand but I see it a lot and I assume theres somewhere you can enter it to go back to that level and continue from there.

Edit: I'm using shattered so that could be a thing, maybe.

 

Alt text: Uncovering the meaning behind the surreal imagery requires a closer look at the symbolism and personal context of the dream. Similar to other unsettling dreams such as losing at a slot machine, riding a scooter, losing the ability to speak, seeing a purple woman with wings and eating berries, dreams about faces being ripped off carry a unique message that can provide insight into our psyche

 

Are there any celebrities that are confirmed to be using lemmy?

I know celebs have used Reddit, have any followed us to Lemmy that are confirmed. For example I know Adam from mythbusters was an active redditor or Arnold Schwarzenegger etc. Do we know if any have came along with us

 

So basically I'm a college teacher and I've been doing it for less than a year, our new set of learners has multiple people with ADHD and honestly they are fantastic people and they have great input for the lessons but they're also very disruptive at times.

I just want advice from people in the same boat on what I can do to be better for them. I never expected for a single day in my life that I would become a teacher so I don't really know what I'm doing in this situation and I don't want to be a dick about it cos it's not their fault.

Thanks in advance.

 
 
 
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