Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

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[–] walden@sub.wetshaving.social 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't get it.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I don't think I should post links. You can look up 'You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille' by Kenny Rogers."

[–] walden@sub.wetshaving.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, that explains why I didn't get the joke!

[–] anamethatisnt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

their*

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I know, I didn't check the voice to text output

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wailin' joke!

[–] bpev@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I thought for sure they'd say that it's time to retire

[–] WanderingVentra@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That took me too long to get lol

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, I was responding to a different thread, Or so I thought.

Anyway that is a really old song.

[–] shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, nice