“The court was shown images of vegetables including potatoes, cucumber and tomatoes, with the testicles fried on a griddle pan, as well as what Ms Carberry said were "actual nuts" such as cashews.”
I’m afraid that paragraph made me laugh. I know, I’m a terrible person 😀
Wait 'til Biggus Dickus heaws of this...
Where's Susan Sto Helit when you need her?
There’s something wrong with that list. It doesn’t contain the phrase “Egg Banjo” 🙂
And that, despite what the ‘merkins might tell you, is essential for a sandwich. There’s no such thing as an open sandwich. That’s just stuff on a bit of bread.
Probably. I know that I've copied the OTT URL for the service's page into the notes field in a calendar entry before travelling, and it still works a couple of weeks later, although if I go back further it says "Schedule L15359 was not valid on 2024-03-19", so I'm guessing they get dumped after a month. Probably a limitation of the Network Rail data/licence.
Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death...
https://www.opentraintimes.com/ Is quite detailed. Also good for checking how late your train was for Delay Repay purposes, especially as you can bookmark a particular service to refer back to later.
App wise I use Train Track by quatabyte on Android, Train Home by Thomas Thorpe on iOS.
Also realtimetrains.co.uk works well in a mobile browser though they no longer do an app.
The dragon’s a bit naff, the aircraft are ok, the tractor is excellent and I want it but I draw the line at the twee concrete pony and trap. For which the rhyming slang is quite appropriate. I expect that’s the only one to which the stuck-up neighbours don’t object.
It would at least stop the little fuckers shitting in my garden. I’d call that a win. #saynototoxoplasmosis
I’m sure I saw some shop that sold them in packs of 4 but since I don’t remember where I can’t really help.