Where's Susan Sto Helit when you need her?
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2024
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I can picture it.
Susan comes stomping in with a fireplace poker.
"Out!"
The swarm forms up into a gigantic, slavering beast and menaces her.
"OUT!"
Then it slumps dejectedly and flows out the window.
Saylor
The real monster is whoever named her
Is there a c/tragedeigh on Lemmy yet?
Edit: There is! In fact, there are two!
The true horror is that insurance won't cover it by calling it preventable
You know, I'd rather have the monsters.
Preventable lol.
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This is the best summary I could come up with:
When three-year-old Saylor Class began complaining of monsters in her bedroom, her parents thought it was just a figment of a child's overactive imagination.
It began to make more sense when Ms Massis Class noticed bees swarming in clusters near the attic and chimney outside their 100-year-old house.
Ms Massis Class called a pest control company that found the winged insects were honeybees, a protected species in the US.
She and her husband contacted a beekeeper who noticed the insects were travelling towards the floorboards of the attic - right above her daughter's bedroom.
The beekeeper - whom Massis Class's daughter began calling the monster hunter - opened the wall to reveal a large honeycomb.
Ms Massis Class has had to screen off the room between extractions to prevent the bees from buzzing around her home.
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Id rather have monsters.