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[โ€“] snaprails 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where's Susan Sto Helit when you need her?

[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I can picture it.

Susan comes stomping in with a fireplace poker.

"Out!"

The swarm forms up into a gigantic, slavering beast and menaces her.

"OUT!"

Then it slumps dejectedly and flows out the window.