ininewcrow

joined 2 years ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I don't know why but I have a childhood memory about boogers that is permanently seared in my mind.

I was at home one afternoon and picked a big flat flake of dried booger and I wanted to get rid of it. I walked down the main hallway of my home and waited until no one was looking and flicked it into my brothers bedroom. I aimed down but the thing spun off my finger, and started flying across the room like some kind of frisbee. It dipped and dodged to the left then right and landed way at the opposite end of the room. I was so amazed and surprised because it was a perfect throw of some dumb piece of booger. I couldn't tell anyone about it and I felt stupid sharing it .... but the memory is stuck in my mind.

I was never able to un-see it or un-remember it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Regressing .... America is just simply regressing at this point.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 42 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Lol .... all those religious idiots that twist and turn every line of the Bible believing that they are following the rules and outwitting a being they believe is all knowing, all aware and infinity more intelligent than anything in the universe.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

You probably know my brother 'Ballsack' .... he looks like me but his head is full of semen!!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

So you're the one breaking into people's homes, leaving unmarked boxes hiding God knows what, eating cookies and drinking their milk, giving children false hope, terrifying others into believing they're bad, spreading lies to cover your tracks and telling people about your fantasies about flying to the north pole with magical reindeer. Once we stop you we'll be able to put an end to your operation and those thousands of indentured slaves you keep in your hideout to make all those supposed 'toys' you use to hide all your contraband!!!

There's more than enough room for psychos like you at Arkham Asylum!!!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My local politician trying not to face the consequences of their actions.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

Your name must be Ben .....Ben Dover

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago

It's a Changling monitoring everyone ..... fire would probably kill it, so I suggest everyone throw them into the flames in protest of the Dominion.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago

This is why I would have never won anything on Wheel of Fortune .... because I was grasping for an answer and couldn't find one that made sense .... yours is much better.

Cardassian Sajak would have had me executed and given you the prize .... nice one!

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ummm .... don't mind me, I'm doing testing to see how to post and share videos for your viewing enjoyment .... also .... YAHAARR!!!

 

Using Orion Methods

 

I get it, it's the 32nd century and the glasses are maybe heads up displays that only he can see and use. But don't you think in three thousand years they would have figured out how to build that stuff INTO or ONTO the eye? Instead of making the person, or the person choosing to wear an ancient form of corrective lenses.

 

After my first attempt at a Jet Reno meme, I thought you'd enjoy this @gregorum@lemm.ee

 

I don't know what's going on here and it's confusing ... but I like it.

 
 

So they had to serve their drinks while on duty .... expect some turbulence as we drift into the gravity of a gas giant planet.

 
 

As easier way to load and unload your motorcycle

 

Aliens want to communicate and they decide to use you and your personality as the base model for all humans. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

 

I thought you guys would enjoy this

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