ininewcrow

joined 2 years ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Officer in charge of evidence storage: .... "one brick of cocaine ... check!"

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Speaking as a Canadian: .... we manufacture? .... Being in northern Ontario, all we ever see is our trees and minerals being exported somewhere else ... even our hydro electricity is sent somewhere else.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Nice little ass

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago

You've joined a Mariachi band?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

My eight year old self would have been so happy to have told you guys about that magical boogie. lol ... I can hear him giggling now. lol

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's freakin weird .... for about 30 years I kept that to myself thinking that I would be some weirdo or dumb kid that could be entertained by the simplest things in the world .... I share it here with a bunch of internet strangers for the first time and I feel somehow liberated or made to feel normal somehow. Thanks guys. May my childhood boogey fly high ..... lol

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I don't know why but I have a childhood memory about boogers that is permanently seared in my mind.

I was at home one afternoon and picked a big flat flake of dried booger and I wanted to get rid of it. I walked down the main hallway of my home and waited until no one was looking and flicked it into my brothers bedroom. I aimed down but the thing spun off my finger, and started flying across the room like some kind of frisbee. It dipped and dodged to the left then right and landed way at the opposite end of the room. I was so amazed and surprised because it was a perfect throw of some dumb piece of booger. I couldn't tell anyone about it and I felt stupid sharing it .... but the memory is stuck in my mind.

I was never able to un-see it or un-remember it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Regressing .... America is just simply regressing at this point.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 42 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Lol .... all those religious idiots that twist and turn every line of the Bible believing that they are following the rules and outwitting a being they believe is all knowing, all aware and infinity more intelligent than anything in the universe.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)
 

As the mushroom cloud rose above the city that was once Moscow.

 

It was then that I realized, I was just a passive observer.

 

Until he forgot everything and was born again.

 

And waited for the voices to tell me a story.

 

Traveling at the speed of light, Earth would have no warning of the shower of radiation that would decimate half the planet's life forms and atmosphere.

 

After the guillotine had completed it's final motion.

 

With my useless body locked in place, my mind was a conscious witness to my own four hour corrective spinal surgery.

 

As the winter storm howled across my face.

 

As the tidal waves gently lapped against my face.

 

As the aircraft I once sat in trailed fire and smoke across the sky away from me.

 

It had been an hour since the tether broke and the alarms said I had fifty minutes left.

 

My arms felt heavy and my legs went numb as my face pressed against my spine.

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