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"A huge ska fan. Pick it up."
"I'm horn"
The bringer of Toot!
So, a mastodon user? :^)
But only two. Never three.
toot toot
...toot
should have posted this instead
With a gang
Someone's tooting their own horn.
I AM HORN.
Well, good on him or her for being a music enthusiast, but what does this have to do with flirting?
Believe it or not, jail, right away.
Hi Horny, nice to meet you!
Hi horny, i'm dad.
Uhhh... Loud?
"I'm horny" is just not something I can hear people honestly saying to someone else in my head except as a joke.
This Flight of the Conchords song did not help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgC8qp_I2Y
You're not used to being around people who aren't repressed, are you?
What I meant was I've heard people saying it in a "I wish someone would fuck me" sort of way, just not in a flirting sort of way.
Yeah, flirting is to "I'm horny" what subtlety is to a sledgehammer to the face
Dude just wanted to show his horn blowing skills
That is not a horn. Purple correctly identified it as a trumpet.
A trumpet is a type of horn.
Yeah, fuck paraphyletic groups!
Just like phylogenetics and moleculargenetics are both biology, but astrophysics is not, though all 3 are natural sciences.
I was more thinking along the lines of birds being dinosaurs and humans being apes. Also you are a fish.
It's pretty common to call all wind instruments horns in a band context, it is a trumpet but most musicians aren't going to be mad at calling it a horn. Still a bad pick up line
Trumpeter here, I'd be insulted if I was called a horn. Might be regional, but that's not common here. If we're speaking about horns, it's only French horns
Well, yeah...you play the horn, you aren't a horn yourself. Horns don't even have thumbs.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_section
Trumpets belong in a horn section
Doesn't look like that article says anything about trumpets to me. It does link to this article about horns, though: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_(instrument)
That one says:
In horns, unlike some other brass instruments such as the trumpet, the bore gradually increases in width through most of its length—that is to say, it is conical rather than cylindrical.[1]
Which seems to specifically exclude trumpets from horns.
Most of these horn sections feature some combination of saxophones, trumpets and trombones.
Also the popular music section includes two photos with people playing trumpet and lists a bunch of horn sections, most of which contain trumpets.
Trumpets are stored in the horns
Another trumpeter here. If it was a wind instrument that didn't have a reed it was called a horn.
Isn't brass more commonly used?
"Brass" "woodwind" and "Percussion" were the clinical anatomy textbook words and "horn" "wind" and "drum" were the casual everyday words.
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"bander" is the french verb to "have a hard on" so it's still on track in my books
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My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action
I would've interpreted it as "tooting", i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.
“into ska”
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