Guamer

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[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sacrificed himself for Trump, we'll see how it pans out

Edit: It worked

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago

The gift/curse of being a leftist

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Trump calls him "The biggest there is"

uwu

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Scuttling implies the ship was unsalvageable, so...

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Hm, feel like we need one more gen til the 360 is "retro/vintage", feels too recent still for those monikers.

Like for the Original Xbox it feels right, but 360's too new imo.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Ikr? It's usually orange

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I would also accept Pacman ghost

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is it a Donaphant or an Elephonkey?

And for ease of use, the southermost state is officially known as "The State Formally Known As Florida"

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Picky lil bastard that one

 

Dude got "Stayin' Alive", "More Than A Woman", "How Deep Is Your Love", "Night Fever" and "If I Can't Have You" all on one tape, just back-to-back BANGERS.

I really do envy him, I would've been absolutely stunned.

I would've immediately thought, without a doubt in my mind: "We're gonna be fucking rich."

 
 

"Excuse me, hi. I think my ballot may be faulty? I see Kamala here, but not Biden, is it maybe a misprint? I checked both sides just to be sure..."

 
 

Not only for beating the buffoon she couldn't, proving she lost because she's just that unlikable, but also "stealing her thunder" by being the first lady president?

Outwards they'll be all smiles ofc, but you know it would eat them inside.

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When It's Joever (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

[Verse 1]

When it's joever

That's the time I fall in love again

And when it's joever

That's the time you're in my heart again

[Bridge]

And when you Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe

I Joe, it never ends, never ends

[Chorus]

All the things that I used to say

All the words that got in the way

All the things that I used to Joe

Have gone out the windJoe

All the things that he used to bring

All the songs that he used to sing

All the favorite TV Joes

Have gone out the windJoe

[Verse 2]

I'm missing you

I never knew how much you loved me

I'm missing you

I never knew how much you meant to me

I need you

[Bridge]

And when you Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe

I Joe, it never ends, never ends

[Chorus]

All the things that I used to say

All the words that got in the way

All the things that I used to Joe

Have gone out the windJoe

All the things that he used to bring

All the songs that he used to sing

All the favorite TV Joes

Have gone out the windJoe

[Verse 3]

I'm wishing you

You never said you were pretending

I'm wishing you

You'd feel the same and just come back to me

I need you

[Bridge]

And when you Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe

I Joe, it never ends, never ends

[Verse 4]

When it's joever

Can I still come joever?

(And when you go)

And when it's joever

Is it really joever?

[Verse 1]

When it's joever

That's the time I fall in love again

[Chorus]

All the things that I used to say

All the words that got in the way

All the things that I used to Joe

Have gone out the windJoe

All the things that he used to bring

All the songs that he used to sing (All the things)

All the favorite TV Joes

Have gone out the windJoe (All the things!)

All the things that I used to say

All the words that got in the way (All the things)

All the things that I used to Joe

Have gone out the windJoe (All the things!)

All the things that he used to bring

All the songs that he used to sing (All the things)

All the favorite TV Joes

Have gone out the windJoe (All the things)

All the things that I used to say

All the words that got in the way (All the things)

All the things that I used to Joe

Have gone out the windJoe (All the things!)

All the things that he used to bring

All the songs that he used to sing

All the favorite TV Joes

Have gone out the windJoe

 

Rent out a boardroom

Wear a suit/business dress

"Thank you all for coming, let's begin"

Hand out worksheets/detailed packets

Prepare slides, graphs and pie charts

Take questions after the presentation

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_(raccoon)

"She enjoyed nothing better than being placed in a bathtub with a little water in it and given a cake of soap with which to play. In this fashion she would amuse herself for an hour or more."

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