“Why’d you leave the keys up on the table?”
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2024
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Because I don't trust in my self-righteous suicide. Otherwise I'd have put them in the fridge like usual.
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!!??
WHY DON’T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR!!??
This really spoke to me, as a poor 12 year old ineligible for the draft
It really spoke to me as someone who joined the USMC in 2003 and got shot at in Anbar
I was 17 when their first album came out... Now I feel old lol
Oww,my back.
Hah "I take bad care of my mortal coil!"
As I lie here with my back problems. I concur!
That first album snagged me hard. I think I still owe Columbia house $16 for it lmao
I don't think I ever actually paid Columbia House anything but they just kept sending me more CDs lol
I mean, I already felt old, but I was 16 the first time I saw them and their first album didn't come out until like 2 months later.
Also, my kids have both been listening to System (involuntarily) since birth.
I wasn’t even born when their first album came out 🤯
Eat your vegetables
And you never will if you keep that kind of loser attitude
I was 23. Just a young fella over there. Probably haven't even broken a hip yet.
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You, what did you make, a meme?
How do you make disorder... disorder
When you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.
It was Rush for me, but yes.
Also Yes.
Same and same. Then system. Then primus
And then you start to go through your dad's old record collection, and realize "damn, the old man was on to something"
Except now he's properly foxnews brainwormed and is mad at Roger Waters for getting all political at his shows
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Hey, I take exception to that. I was in fact thirteen when I discovered them.
The combucha mushroom people
SITTING AROUND WHOLE DAY
They're trying to build a prison...
FOR YOU AND ME TO LIVE IN
ANOTHER PRISON SYSTEM
ANOTHER PRISON SYSTEM
ANOTHAHPRITHATHATHAAAAAAAH
Following the rights movement, you clamped on with your iron fists…
BANANA-BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRA COTTA BANANA TERRA COTTA TERRA COTTA PIE
"when angels deserve to DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!"
My cock is much bigger than yours
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
Fighting crime with a partner Lois Lane Jimmy Carter
not sure if shit post or metal memes.
“Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot…”
It's a vio-lent! Pornography! Choking chicks and sodomy~~~
Watching from a post up high
Is it just me or does the lead singer sound like squidward when he peforms live?
Will they fight the suljuks?
I would do anything to be able to experience listening to SOAD for the first time again !! Magical
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