apocalypticat

This comic is on a roll today! Keep it coming please and thank you.

Reasons to boycott:

Supporting genocide in Gaza; Supporting starvation wages; Slave labor in supply chains; Animal cruelty; Decimation of local businesses; Unhealthy processed food; And so on ...

You can tell this is from The Onion, because their sick relationship probably never soured.

It's gotta be just the contents, no? Otherwise I imagine they'd slice up their stomach on all those razor-sharp teeth.

I've got about a thousand of those bad boys on the right! Mint condition, although they've been unboxed.

I consider myself well-coordinated, but I've had no such luck with couscous. Especially when transferring from the pot to another container. It decides to stick together, then randomly makes an avalanche as I'm scooping, creating a mess of grains from the countertop to the floor.

Yup! That happens every time with croissants.

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Because some things are, and some things aren't.

Too bad it doesn't work for filtering text in images, because here you are.

He's "investigating" in the same way bigots do when they say they "did their own research".

The idea of ghosts never made sense to me. Like ooooo I'm flickering this light and making creaky sounds in your house. ooooooo, be afraid! Then what? Just repeat that same thing day after day? Boring!

No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.