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I can't believe people eat that maggot cheese.
”Mag n’ Cheese” got me..!
people eat some wild shit
I've had moose. They're pretty wild.
was it good
No it was moose (yes)
while this serves to marinate the creature it also drowns in the process thereby killing one bird with no stones
he is such a poet
We should write a book of his quotes. There is some damn fine writing going on there, for sure...
Of course, having a constantly supercharged uterus is not without its drawbacks. After all, the chicken essentially goes through its entire menstrual cycle every day. So next time your girlfriend's complaining about how bad her period is, get her a box of chocolates and be generally attentive to her needs. You prick.
And it was fucking fantastic as always. Maggot pecorino is my least favorite pecorino.
Yeah, Sam is great. What is your fav vid?
The one where he says the n word.
But what's a gentleman's got to do to get some eel reproductive organs, though?
Aw, you should wait until the maggots stop wiggling around in the brown paper bag. It's worth the wait!
/s 🤢
So, after he talked about the French bird that people eat with a napkin on their head I had this conversation with ChatGPT:
That's.... Not what this painting is about, lmao.
Imagine my surprise when I looked for the painting ChatGPT said it was.
I love how ChatGPT just makes stuff up instead of like, saying that is doesn't know.
That's pretty funny.
In my head I always read it as salmonella
That’s the British pronunciation.
Watching it while eating wasn't a good idea.
“Now watch this drive”
This popped up in my feed yesterday and I usually dont click suggested but was super bored. Long story short, im almost finished watching every vid he has. Good stuff!
Who?
I thought the same thing, then checked my YouTube feed... It's everyone getting this thing?
That last quote really didn't fit, huh?
And then all was good.
When the cushy job your daddy and last name helped you get suddenly gets serious.
You, sir, are doing the lord's work
Then the lord needs to get off his arse and help me. I’m old and tired.
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