This exposes one of my greatest fears: people speaking French at me.
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2024
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Il ne faut pas avoir peur !
ah merde. tu me fait peur.
They usually speak French about you, not to you, so don't worry. :)
Parle français, fils de pute!
Wait is this actually the French take on the all-time classic subreddit for German memes: Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn?
Oui. Gork est un lemmit génial.
Yuck. Romance languages.
Cállate.
Caillou did what now? I think that kid should just shut up.
pourquoi vous ne parlez pas francais avec les lemmits
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
~Lady Marmalade (philospher)
I once used "voulez vous prendre le petit déjeuner a chez mois demain?" As a pickup line at a bar.
It was the one and only time I ever knowingly used a pickup line. She thought it was funny and it went no where after that.
For the lazy: I (poorly) asked if she'd like to have breakfast at my place tomorrow.
"Like the ice cream? "
Honestly, that just sounds like joke I might try.
And her furs are Mongolian...
The language of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream?
Thank you ChatGPT
Oui
Dynamite
Nepali the language spoken in Nepal is called Nepali
Oui!
What are you going to do today Napoleon?
You.