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Describe your gender using only US states (feddit.de)

submitted 10 months ago by tux0r@feddit.de to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] match@pawb.social 154 points 10 months ago (3 children)

U.S. Virgin Islands 😭

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Better than being Idaho imo

[–] frezik@midwest.social 15 points 10 months ago

For some people, something to avoid. For others, an asperation.

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[–] tux0r@feddit.de 23 points 10 months ago

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[–] Patquip@lemmy.world 66 points 10 months ago (2 children)

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

WY?

[–] odium@programming.dev 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

WA?

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Ah, Waluigi. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OH!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

[–] match@pawb.social 23 points 10 months ago

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

LAME ASS DORKY

LA ME AS SD OR KY

[–] swicano@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

That AS is cutting it close. It's a real post code though it seems

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[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I identify as Puerto Rico but society has yet to recognize that as a legitimate state

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[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 50 points 10 months ago (4 children)

PA IN

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[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Confusion - which is generally the state of the US.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

It does hurt itself in its confusion often.

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[–] Kuvwert@lemm.ee 35 points 10 months ago

Ida-hoe

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Lookin' California, and feelin' Minnesota.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As a Minnesotan I'm not sure if this is an insult or not, and sorry a'boot that.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's a Soundgarden lyric, but... yes.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ah the art of copy paste coding

[–] tux0r@feddit.de 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ah the art of copy paste coding

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ah the art of copy paste coding

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

htittyps:wow.embarassingpornsite.com/weirdfuckinfetish

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago (9 children)

WAIT FUCK IT PASTED THE WRONG THING

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Brings back memories of the time when ICQ would display as your status whatever media player was playing. Let me tell you future programmers, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

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[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is how Buzzfeed aggregated data for their "What US State or Principality best describes your gender" quiz

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 25 points 10 months ago

Alabama

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Reuse forms much? Better check the validation!

[–] tux0r@feddit.de 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it even legal to try and validate a gender?

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Apparently there's only 50 valid values.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

And one of those genders is trying to secede.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Do you have to pick a new gender if yours secedes or does your gender just stop being a gender and start being something else

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ma~~i~~n~~e~~

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oaxaca

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[–] Dehydrated@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd perfer not to answer at that point

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] betheydocrime@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Florida Man

[–] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

NY, a science guy.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Abeviate Oregon for a sql injection!

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[–] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 months ago

My name is Ted Cruz, and my pronoun is kiss my ass. Or kiss Trump's ass. Or just be an ass, depending on the day.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Oh I'm definitely a Washington, I'm not unique enough to break away from that

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

I identify as being somewhere between Virginia and North Carolina, but ultimately I think I'm closer to the New York side of the spectrum than the Florida.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maryland

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[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

Puerto Rico.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Despair

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