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[–] djc0@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But will he survive the rental market and high Woolies prices?

[–] Yendor@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Didn’t you read the article bro? There’s no rent in international waters, and he ate free fish and rainwater.

Crisis over!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now for the bad news: he ate the last of the fish.

[–] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or he is now half man half plastic…

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it's not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about

[–] Dad2DnA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does one eat water, though?

[–] andrai@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

The same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you're feeling fancy or else just slurping it.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

That’s crazy. The chances of him being spotted at all were so remotely slim!

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Just makes you wonder how dog takes something like this. Dogs notoriously can't think ahead very far so it must have been some weird hell for the poor being with no hope to lean on.

[–] Lurra@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I do love reading such stories, some people truly are gifted with the survival instinct 😊

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

eating raw fish and rainwater

I hope he at least had cutlery to properly eat the rain water.

'incredible story'

That looks suspiciously like a set of redundant quotation marks

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