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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 110 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] zedgeist@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Those would be au pain to wear in France.

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

With extra cheese.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 10 months ago
[–] ours@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Basguettes ("basquette" is French slang for sneakers)

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

These French shoes are pain-ful

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[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

🎶$5 footlongs🎶

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 17 points 10 months ago
[–] PoorYorick@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those loafers sure are a pain.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago
[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Your feet look inbread.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Best Caption

[–] Buildout@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Pictured: World War I soldier afflicted with French foot.

[–] cecinestpasunbot@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are those the five dollar foot longs I’ve heard so much about?

Don’t run a race in those. If things get heated you’re toast.

But seriously, you should wash your socks. They look a little crusty.

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

With wheat on my feet, I'm about to hit the street.

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[–] CenturionKing@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

French sandals

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 7 points 10 months ago

My Bunions are killing me

[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I was bread to run.

[–] mrchampion@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I got my new jays and I'm bready to roll.

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Definitely showing signs of being in bread

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Fit cross buns

[–] mycus@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago
[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago

If you like my shoes you should see my buns.

[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

No time to explain, stick these loaves on your feet.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 3 points 10 months ago

bready for anything in your loafers

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Just bought a new pair of Feet Wellingtons

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Quels sont ces?!

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The new Yeeztys just dropped

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

French clogs seem way more comfortable.

[–] Million@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago
[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

She said that she loves feet, and she is hungry!

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You breader keep those shoes dry

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Fuck, I did it again.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Your move, Charlie Chaplin.

[–] LoraxEleven@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

"How do I get rid of foot yeast?"

[–] pastabatman@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] h_ramus@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Bready McBread Pain

[–] Alter_Id@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

"Upon closer inspection, these appear to be loafers."

[–] ji17br@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Just needs some toe jam.

[–] Trashcan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] noname_yet2077@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
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