this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2024
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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is my hole! It was made for me!

[–] Slartibartfass@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

What a horrible and fascinating story

[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago

DRR
DRR
DRR

[–] AngelJamie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

It's pronounced duck-heed

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Might make your boss do a double-take lol

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. Could you mark this as NSFW pls. I have gotten like 5 reports because of this

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

You're the boss

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 8 points 10 months ago

Clearly guy’s a dickhead

[–] L0rd0fD3rp@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

~~creative~~ horny

Daddy horny, Michael

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

AI is always horny, it's trained against the Internet after all.

This is it being creatively horny

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

That cave even has discharge

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

she needs to trim her hedges...

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Life balderdash. Life.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world -4 points 10 months ago

What a douchy thing to post.